My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

• 20:45 Just got home -- super tired. The house is ROASTING because there was a heat wave while we were gone. #
• 21:18 As usual when we're away from home, I haven't pooped in a couple of days. Promise to self: RELAX until the poop happens. #

These were chunks of my life yesterday as posted on my twitter page, automatically shipped by LoudTwitter