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• 09:31 Dream I had: tinyurl.com/6x5llr Feeling like I might need another hour of sleep. #
• 09:36 Trying to find old posts I made on my dreams pre-new-blogger to add labels to them so all "dreams" posts are labeled. #
• 10:11 Going to get back into bed with my English Breakfast, some Magic cards, checklists & a pencil to adore my collection. #
• 12:28 Thoughts on the supposed Jimi Hendrix sex tape? tinyurl.com/69q44v #
• 13:13 Every time I re-read my blog posts I discover new & stupid ways I've misspelled words. Sooooooo tired of myself making mistakes. #
• 13:34 Heating up some egg rolls that have been in freezer forever. I suspect they have freezer burn but will waste time/electricity anyway. #
• 14:21 Those egg rolls were NOT bad! Delicious, in fact. Now I have enough greasy pork energy to start cleaning up our bedroom. For sexytime? #
• 15:18 Going to Goodwill, etc. to look for cheap furnishings. Because that's the way we roll. Or???? #
• 16:47 Summer sausage & maple candy for a snack: what could be yummier? #
• 17:58 Love our new duvet cover! It's a print, though, so might slow down our cams. Might also overstimulate me when I'm trying to read/relax. #
• 19:22 Heating up some soup with a whole lemon's juice squeezed in; dusting always flares my allergies which sometimes raws me up for worse. #
• 22:10 Going to try to get to sleep early tonight since I didn't fill my quota last. Oh yeah, and all I want to do is EAT EAT EAT!! #
• 23:35 I'm so excited about our new blue velvet(ish) curtains & newly redone bed that I feel all cushy and vacation-like; going to enjoy tonight. #

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• 10:57 Come on! Help pay for a needy woman's abortion & get free membership to our porn sites: tinyurl.com/5ptg4y It's a steal! #
• 10:59 So yeah, I woke up & was totally expecting to see more response: you can donate a lowly $10 and get 6 weeks membership; that's insane! #
• 12:59 Balanced checkbook, paid bills & now I'm going to order some stamps; I *love* buying stamps! #
• 14:05 Removing comments and blocking people on youtube who don't like me & my loogie haucking videos. #
• 14:25 Something beautiful for your day or night: Prince covering Radiohead's "Creep": tinyurl.com/5get79 And now I will have lunch. #
• 15:14 I need to learn more about Huguenots. But first, a shower! I will wash this body, descended from Huguenots in Ireland. #
• 17:13 Going outside for a little fresh air (something we have a lot of here, but that I rarely take advantage of because I'm a self-shut-in). #
• 18:29 Gave Nico as much brushing as she would tolerate & kicked the ball around for her. Trying to make a public (to members) to-do list. Need eat #
• 19:27 Tyra gets away with incest: tinyurl.com/6s7soj #
• 19:34 FYI: no, that did not turn me on; it totally grossed me the fuck out, but maybe the way they presented made it seem creepier than it is? #
• 20:46 TWITTER YOU ROTTEN CUNTRAG! WHEN I HIT BACKSPACE IN THE BOX DO NOT SEND ME BACK IN HISTORY!!! #
• 20:47 Posted a to-shoot list of fan requests & porn ideas, etc. for members: tinyurl.com/4xaozo Now? Going to have dinner. #
• 23:07 Posted another to-do list for members who are curious about our priorities/top projects. #
• 01:17 Going to bed now after rewarding myself with, ummm, nevermind. #

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• 08:44 Can I stop dreaming about midgets, dwarves, toy-sized people, etc.? It's becoming a bizarre trend. #
• 10:40 Trying to write a story for JellyRollJane. Fantasizing about a soundproof WebWhoreHQ, a bigger hot water heater & nicer bathrooms. #
• 11:39 Just masturbated to take the edge off; I have ten shitloads of things I've started & struggle to finish (before starting MORE stuff). Sigh. #
• 12:58 Doodled on the keyboard, plugged in with newly-extended headphones. Wrote to mom. Paralyzed self with attempts at prioritizing. Now lunch. #
• 13:13 What would YOU do if a sharp little metal shaving from a botched can opening fell into your refried beans & rotel? Throw batch away? Eat? #
• 16:29 Took a bath. Working on chubby site project. I know it's not a high priority, but it's fun & I could use the money/am curious how it'll do. #
• 17:16 Accomplishing things, but SLOWLY. I've been really exhausted/super-sensitive to air, noise, interruption, etc. lately (more than usual even) #
• 17:29 Glargh. Just noticed a format fuck-up on one of my blogs. Small things like this WEIGH me down. Hate wasting time fixing dumb shit like that #
• 18:54 This post from Heather Corinna is so good I almost had an anxiety attack reading it: tinyurl.com/5hdvlp #
• 18:55 Need to log out parlour cam to make connection speedier for Delia's show starting in 5 minutes. #
• 21:53 Blog entry about being an Obama delegate yesterday: tinyurl.com/55zvmv #
• 22:58 Buy an abortion & I'll give you some porn: tinyurl.com/5ptg4y #
• 23:52 100 blog edits later, I am ready to take out my contacts and get to bed. #

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• 08:11 I am awake, but what does that really MeAN? #
• 09:18 I can't go on to the next level because we'll be at a conference so I might as well go ahead and dress like the slob that I am. Much cozier. #
• 09:27 Gotta go -- I think I will need a nap when I return. #
• 15:26 Just back from the county thing; delighted gal I sat next to by disclosing that I make porn. Need food now and maybe a nap. #
• 18:28 Brain glargh. Just woke up from dream involving me pitted in territorial dispute (a bridge) against short TheRock-like action figure/toy. #
• 20:09 In one hour / at 9 pacific I've got a members-only chat session scheduled if you want to come in & hang out with me! Words & music provided. #
• 20:59 Ahhh, Ry Cooder doing The Bourgeois Blues is SO good! In chat now, alone (except for Ry Cooder keeping me company). #

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• 10:02 Good morning, fetishists! FYI: you don't know as much about women's bodies as you seem to THINK you do so mind your p's and q's., mkay? #
• 10:07 Going to play Magic: The Gathering with breakfast. Just me and my imaginary friend. Maybe that's how a lot of MTG is played at home? #
• 10:26 Weather requires we ditch outdoor shoot plans in favor for indoor. Whole new round of planning, choosing & cleaning in order now. Criminy! #
• 10:48 Please tell me I do not have to waste time on the phone today with ccbill and some tech problem. PLEASE! #
• 10:52 Phew! False alarm/misunderstanding. *****hate the phone/tech problems/have enough phone calls to procrastinate on making***** #
• 12:39 Uploaded a few new/old tracks to my "radio" station. On a multitasking roll, but need some lunch now. #
• 13:46 Wow; *just* changed nameservers on some of my parked domains and they're already directing properly less than a minute later. #
• 14:33 Okey dokey; taking a bath, inspecting razor burn, putting on makeup, fixing hair, and getting ready for a fun photo shoot! #
• 16:53 Just got done shooting very fun (softcore) video and photos. Very big and bouncy! #
• 17:11 Time for dinner: shrimpy lemony cous cous and steamed broccoli . . . plus some television. #
• 20:05 Why don't the manufacturers of exercise balls know how to properly measure a sphere? #
• 22:40 New blog entry on rewarding myself with booby doll: tinyurl.com/4x5tll #

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• 10:19 Mmmm . . . just woke up. Going to have my breakfast *before* I even attempt to catch up on twitter, email, etc. #
• 11:26 Going to do some stretching: parlour cam activated! #
• 12:23 Ordering 4 pairs of cheap capri pants before sale ends for Delia & I to share for shoots. Such is the life of a webwhore: slutwear bargains. #
• 13:34 Just got off the phone with Delia's therapist re: being on a panel of couples at a transgender convention. #
• 14:01 I might be sabotaging shoots for the next two days by eating something with dairy for lunch. Lactose intolerance + dairy = no anal. #
• 14:02 Not that I do anal that often, but still . . . frequent messy splattery poops aren't conducive to efficient & sexy hot nude photo shoots. #
• 16:24 Reduced most recent "respond to fan" mail folder down to 110 from 130. Will try to do more later. Think it's shower time. #
• 17:31 Aggravated; two out of two orders placed online were fucked up (1 overcharged, another packing slip doesn't match what we got). #
• 17:32 Oh well, shaved and prepping to shower for a shoot as soon as hot water tank replenishes (we have a TINY tank). #
• 18:55 Trying to rush for an outdoor shoot before the sun sets. #
• 19:28 That didn't work out so well; too many people out and about and the tide was high so they were concentrated. Better luck next time. #
• 20:37 Going to the store for big box of nerds (not that we're in short supply here at our house, hardy har har). #
• 23:25 I'm going to try on some possible outfits for shooting outside tomorrow. We'll try for early instead of late. #
• 00:26 After midnight?!? How did this happen? Filling up my hot water bottle to keep my toes toasty & crawling into bed with books & Delia. #

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• 09:44 Going to brew some tea and do my usual daydreaming/eating breakfast in bed with new age music thing. #
• 10:32 Should I start out with digging into emails requiring responses? Or with my checkbook/bills? Latter needs to go in the mail so . . . #
• 12:21 Getting ready to go for a walk/jog & eat a quick snack beforehand. Be back in a couple of hours. #
• 12:43 But first we have to do a bunch of paperwork & errands on the car that Delia's ex-wife gave us. #
• 15:38 Just got home; warming up cans of soup to eat in bed for lunch. No, we're not sick -- that's just how we do things around here. #
• 16:55 Yeah, phuckers: my bible knowledge rawks! jellyrolljane.livejournal.com/24326.html #
• 18:30 I am so. sleepy. Was it the exercise that destroyed me? Just trying to slog away at work here but I'm *dying* for a nap. #
• 19:24 Ahhh, hobostripper -- I love you so much: tinyurl.com/5nddmk #
• 19:51 Beautiful mama art & update on our conception attempts: tinyurl.com/6n3png #
• 20:31 Going to eat some fish tacos and watch Gossip Girl. #
• 22:17 Going to take a hot bath. Afterwards will play one of my favorite songs while I slather body butter all over my, you know, BODY. #
• 23:33 I'm fooling myself, sitting here thinking I'm going to accomplish anything. I should go to bed and enjoy myself there. #
• 23:58 Nicest thing to see before bed: Hermione upskirt action: wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=5173 (is that hair I see?) #

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• 10:07 What the hell? Waking up to snow in late April/almost May is unheard of in my whole life in Western Washington. But here it is: snow! #
• 10:37 Going to brew some tea & bring my breakfast to bed where I'll review folders of notes I've written. For inspiration! #
• 11:35 Going to do some deep breathing, set a timer & pray before I attempt calling my mom back. Just thinking about phone w/her drives me bats. #
• 11:44 So I'm setting the timer for five minutes. Can I go five minutes without being an asshole? Keep your fingers crossed for me. #
• 13:10 How many people here had or have a burn barrel in their backyard? I feel like I don't know anyone who grew up with one or has one now. #
• 14:06 Ugh. After writing long-ass email to member re: tech prob/tutorial, it bounced back: Mailbox unavailable or access denied. Sigh. #
• 14:49 Heating up some lunch food. Could be perceived as prepping for a farty video poot shoot: yes, more beans please! BEEEEANZZZZZ!!!! #
• 17:53 Researching recording software: think I might give Reaper a try since M-Audio is a resource hog & Audacity doesn't cut it for making music. #
• 18:28 Neighbors: when did you accumulate these new noisy dogs & why do I never hear you tell them to shut the fuck up? Loud dogs suck ass. #
• 19:04 So easily frustrated. I want to make music, not learn software! Driver is installed, but software won't recognize keyboard. Walking away. #
• 22:16 Apparently the only way to record keys is to plug them into my interface thingy. I guess that's why I bought it, right? Now can have fun! #
• 23:22 We're going to fuck; not near ovulation, but clearing out old storage of sperm. I wish I were more in the, ummm, spirit of things right now. #

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• 09:10 Marketing co. that calls at 7 am on a Sat. morning should be DESTROYED. Why is twitter still acting funny (not fully loading but keeps tryin #
• 09:21 Going to have a soothing mug of sweet creamy tea and try to reclaim some sleep that 2 early phone callers tried to steal from me. #
• 11:26 Woooog . . . I totally needed that hour of sleep I just took. Now? It's get ready time (for shows). #
• 14:23 Had a pleasant show. I totally don't want to try to figure out what to eat for lunch, though. Waste of my limited brain juices. #
• 14:34 Just reset our housecamz since 2 of them were frozen. Also made slight (but tricky) adjustments to my cam angle on there. #
• 14:53 Having refried beans & rotel for the third day in a row. I could live on this shit and LOVE every second of it! Beans & chips or tortillas! #
• 16:18 Cleaning/organizing frenzy CONTINUES! #
• 17:20 Is it my imagination or . . . oh, for sure, I *am* about to poop! #
• 17:45 Just washed & sterilized a bunch of dildos & vibrators. Now have 13 minutes 'til showtime. What to wear? Which sterile toy to insert? #
• 19:08 Had a nice show. Worried I'm not going to ovulate this cycle, though. Hormones surge upwards, but not enough to be for-sure. #
• 21:23 Our strap-on movies are taking forever to upload; in the meantime? We're going to watch "I am Legend". #
• 23:08 Delia just showed me parts of the strap-on video she edited; I had to laugh at myself. Because it's funny shit. #

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• 10:28 Awake! And can't decide between being productive in my freshly sorted office OR crazily continuing on mind-bending cleaning spree! #
• 12:45 Sorting through my jewelry, separating the stuff I actually want to wear from the things I never wear. #
• 13:16 My connection is super sluggish right now. Hmmm . . . #
• 13:32 Reset my modem & router. On the phone with cable tech support. It might take awhile for me to get my cams back up. #
• 13:48 Our main net connection is down; they're sending out a technician. In the meantime the only cams we'll have up are our Rude cams. #
• 13:50 Going to take this opportunity to have some lunch (& add 2nd wireless router to lengthy "to-buy" list for our dsl connection). #
• 14:18 I'm back up *but* keeping some cams off since still expecting tech to come out & doublecheck everything. #
• 14:23 Ah-ha; there was a county-wide outage & I was just the 1st to call & bitch (happens often to me). Logging all cams back in . . . #
• 14:35 Urgh . . . up and down, up and down. Babysitting net & cam status is not fun. #
• 14:46 Crazy neighbors: tell your kids not to hide in bushes across from our house staring into our windows. Doesn't jive w/your "no trespassing". #
• 16:12 Hoped the headache I woke up with would leave but it's only gotten worse. Light sensitive & getting nauseated. Visually focusing is hard. #
• 17:48 Going to do things that don't require staring at light box: listing costume/prop items for shoots, brainstorming & showering. #
• 19:49 Oh my god! My toilet just overflowed! I just watched it in horror, unable to believe it was happening to me. #
• 19:55 We have 2 whole bags of new panties waiting to be claimed by Delia or I for photo shoots, but I can't FIND one of those bags -agh! #
• 20:18 Phew! Found it; we're talking about something like fifty pairs of bargain-hunted panties stocked up for matching to future shoots. #
• 21:13 Oooh! Thunder & lightning! Don't be surprised if our net connection goes down again . . . #
• 21:27 Wow. I can't believe how many people blogs do not have rss feeds. I'm guilty on a few of my blogs of not posting links to my feeds, but ... #
• 22:07 Why can't Amazon make it easy to find out which book is the FIRST in a series, and so on? Jesus Key-righst! #
• 22:44 I think I should go to bed while that tylenol is still working on my head. Tomorrow is a show day so I need to be in TOP FORM! #

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• 10:09 Awake, but still sleeeeeepy; I feel really groovy, too. Like, GROOVY! #
• 10:51 Gonna have my usual luna bar & tea in bed, maybe with the local paper & an additional hour or so of sleep; fitful/too nightmarish last nite #
• 12:37 The nap didn't happen, but I feel more alert. Happy to read of e-recycle thing on Sat.: means I can get rid of all-in-one w/broken printer. #
• 13:17 Super excited about cleaning up my office & taking advantage of space left by broken printer. Puttering, dusting, vacuuming, rediscovering. #
• 16:13 Filing. Hours of filing. And sorting; I have piles of lists, notes on ideas, things I collect to "remember", blah blah blah. #
• 16:15 I need to eat something before I continue with this cleaning/sorting/tidying project. #
• 17:53 If you're watching me bizarrely cleaning & micro-arranging (then REarranging) the things on my dresser, I'm not OCD! This is um, meditative. #
• 19:40 Yes, I've spent whole day cleaning office & still not done; that's what happens when you don't have your own IT dept, file clerk, maid, etc. #
• 20:00 Just watched the sun set; going to have a taco dinner (made by Delia) now. Yum! #
• 21:50 Fellow webwhores: do you relate to comedians when you watch documentaries about comedians? imdb.com/title/tt0328962/ I do. Watch! #
• 22:13 Bloggers: when I read one of your opening sentences four times & still don't understand, is it your writing that's the problem or my brain? #
• 22:14 FYI: by "you" I don't mean YOU (this time); trying to read a blog of someone who doesn't tweet & it's throwing me off. #
• 00:11 "Smart" people & their stupid fucking acronyms: I go off on bloggers & local politico who refuses to explain LGBT: tinyurl.com/3tqg9d #
• 00:50 One of these days I will get up to speed & start reading blogs using a feed reader. I'm so old-fashioned. #

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• 11:19 Been trying to figure out inexpensive ways to make our bedroom look photogenic. Going to the bank w/Delia to open an account for her. #
• 13:23 Gah! The dude at the bank was painfully thorough; took way too long for a process that should have taken 5 minutes max (after long-ass wait) #
• 15:19 Had a nice lunch of Thai takeout while we watched The Deadliest Catch. Resuming online shopping/bargain hunting for bedroom. #
• 15:20 My goal is to make our bedroom a tiny bit cuter for shooting & spend less than a hotel room for shooting in for two nights . #
• 16:56 Whoah there, Ikea: I'm not paying $221.00 for shipping! I guess this means we need to take a trip to RENTON (hint hint, my R-living pal). #
• 19:34 My surge hasn't happened but I think we're going to fuck tonight. We can't be going a whole week or whatever w/o sex. Well, since Sunday. #
• 19:42 Going to the store for some Rotel to mix with beans; sometime after will be dinner, television, FUCKING, and housecleaning (or early sleep). #
• 21:12 The stage is now set for LOVEmakin! #

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• 11:11 Sometimes my boobs feel enormous when I get out of bed & I just want to juggle them. But picking dry flakes of skin off my face beats boobs. #
• 11:44 Time to make a plumper AVS site with my chubby pics; I have *way* more rolls than the girls being marketed as mini-fatties. #
• 14:03 Glargh; work interrupted by need to re-login disconnected cams. Drives me up a WALL. #
• 14:44 I think it's lunchtime. Getting carried away with feeder/feedee fantasies (which I know are, like, totally unhealthy!). #
• 15:48 Oh no -- I am totally scatting to the sax solo in Spandau Ballet's "True". I love this song! Shoot me! #
• 15:49 This is totally why people pay to watch/hear my spycams. #
• 16:20 I am not an IRS hater, but when did they decide to make it a train ride through hell trying to figure out where to e-file an extension? #
• 16:26 Grrrrr . . . I do NOT WANT to use a 3rd party to e-file an extension; when did they decide to fuck us this way? Retarded. #
• 19:15 Ahhhhhyessssssss - just got back from an hour of dance-like exercise class. SO AWESOME & Delia has dinner ready; I lead a charmed life. #
• 19:23 My complaint today is w/private biz being used as middlemen between us & the IRS; we should be able to efile directly w/IRS like before. #
• 19:24 I don't have inherent distrust of the IRS the way most people do; I'm *way* more leery of how they're farming stuff out to corps. Scary! #
• 20:03 Brewing some chai to go with the chicken masala Delia cooked up. #
• 21:26 Going to take a call with my wanker & maybe ask him which domain is better for chubby site: jellyrolljane.com or rubenx.com #
• 00:05 About my plans for a chubby site & why I feel the need for one: tinyurl.com/6knjsw #
• 00:11 Shit. I totally wanted to go to sleep early tonight, but that's not going to happen. Blogging gets my brain too wound up, even dumb blogging #

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• 11:05 Happily dreamt I got a super positive on a preg test. In real life I haven't even ovulated yet. It's bill-pay/checkbook balancing morning. #
• 11:29 Okay, before I dive into Quicken I need my luna bar, tea & some booktime. #
• 12:17 Postponed bfast & went ahead with money stuff first. Tummy is growling but may as well wait for Delia to go to gym b4 I tuck into food. #
• 12:19 Sometimes (most times?) the layers of networking & web two point oh-ing going on are WAY over my head/too much for me to wade through. #
• 12:24 I'm starting to wonder how the Trixie in the Speed Racer MOVIE was given the last name of Fontaine (like mine). Not from original. #
• 12:29 Or is it? How did this happen to me? I chose Fontaine based on Jackie Collins' "The Bitch" lead/protag. #
• 13:28 How did it get to be this time of day and I still haven't eaten anything? #
• 14:01 Tea brewing now; going to have to augment belated breakfast with cookies & peanut butter cups plus inspirational reading & list-making. #
• 15:01 Taking a bath then I NEED to go to doctor's to buy favorite brand of b vitamins (must . . . take . . . mass quantities . . . of b's). #
• 16:39 Scanning pics for a members-only update. #
• 19:02 Taking a break from my scanning project to consume the feast Delia has prepared. #
• 20:02 Back to work! I'm chilly though . . . my shirt is too thin. #
• 23:27 Uploading photo gallery now; it was labor-intensive with text/memories written for each photo. I hope members will like it. #
• 00:19 Time to reheat my water bottle for my feet and clamber into bed. #

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• 10:09 Going to putter a little bit then return to bed for some nooky. #
• 11:52 Mmmmm . . . what a delightful fuck we had! Uh-oh; barely legal myspace hottie continues to remind me he is a "grown man". Tempting . . . #
• 13:27 Been working on promo stuff and now am considering going to the store to procure delicious deli meats to go with our sprouts & croissants. #
• 14:35 Just got the most erotically non-sexual email from a helpful inventor providing me scientific advice on staying warm shooting outside. #
• 14:39 I guess that sounds lame, but this communique is an absolute GEM (and just saying "helpful inventor" makes me happy). #
• 15:02 I know it's sick & wrong that I eat meat when I can't even bear to kill a spider. But maybe if I tasted roast beef upon killing a spider... #
• 16:01 Grrr . . . logging cams back into our most unstable spycam plugin. Drives me BATSHIT how often they go down. #
• 16:06 Sometimes I wonder if people who promote my site try on purpose to select my most unflattering photos to expose to the world. #
• 18:13 twitpic.com/cmu <- Customized here: www.ugo.com/channels/comics/heromachine2/heroMachine2.asp #
• 18:42 Wow. I have had two of the most splendid bowel movements of my life today. It's like my whole life is being realigned just by pooping. #
• 19:04 Is it my imagination or did I used to be capable of writing coherently without taking ten years? Am I getting stupider or less confident? #
• 20:51 Been working on a blog draft. Now we're eating dinner & watching Oprah's Big Give. #
• 22:30 Cheating death, one obnoxious camshow at a time: tinyurl.com/5lp4re #
• 23:25 A recent Chewbacca-like turn-on for me: tinyurl.com/5uwudz #
• 23:46 I think it's bedtime. Or booktime, at least. #
• 00:48 Ohhhhhhhyeah . . . did some stretching, cuddling & breaking up of my stale chi) by candlelight. Delia's warming beans & rotel for chip dip. #

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• 09:05 Just woke up, let the dog out, need to let the dog in because she's freaking out to get back in (then she'll freak out to go back out, etc.) #
• 09:08 Whoah, she's frisky! Jumping on Delia in the bed, running in crazed circles around the house . . . #
• 10:23 Time for breakfast, a hot water bottle for my feet in bed, and turning the pages of a fresh book I haven't read. Setting the timer for 60. #
• 11:33 I love it when zits slow-leak pus that crisps into tiny salty mountains on my face overnight. The joy of picking these off is indescribable. #
• 11:33 But now? Now I must work! Actually, now I must prep some packages to go into the mail. My mom's milk duds have been tempting Delia. #
• 11:53 Woops! I meant to say whoppers, not milk duds. They're fond of malted milk balls NOT stiff caramel turds. #
• 12:48 Blogging about masturbating always makes me want to masturbate. Waiting for Delia to go to the gym so I can do it in private. #
• 13:07 I really want to masturbate in private. HATE that my door won't even close, let alone lock, due to cam cables, etc. About to lose my mind. #
• 13:37 When I get rich I am building myself a private masturbation/porn closet secret room thingy. #
• 14:23 Whew! 3 orgasms later I feel much better (except now I don't feel like finishing blog entry). Lunch time? #
• 14:49 Why am I watching girls on youtube reinterpreting the Philip Seymour Hoffman phone scenes from "Happiness"? #
• 16:07 FUCK me running! Time zone shit is off on Rude so my carefully planned News Flash is all fucked up. I have *1* hour planned, NOW, not later. #
• 16:10 And I do not have two hours to make it up to members who planned on 4 pm plus Rude people who planned on 5 pm. Dark cloud over my head. #
• 16:40 There are too many cool people in the world that I'll never have the time to get to know or the social skills to befriend. #
• 16:55 Oh yeah. I almost forgot I have to put on PANTS before I go out in the world to run errands. #
• 18:32 Going to the movies. Was working on my new GoodReads profile: www.goodreads.com/profile/trixiefontaine #
• 21:49 Miss Pettigrew? A deeeeeeeeeeelight!! A real MOVIE, totally fucking awesome. Could almost smell Amy Adams' ginger pussy in silk tap pants. #

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• 11:07 Let's see if I can take a whole day off. Or maybe half a day . . . that's good enough, isn't it? #
• 12:46 Getting ready for a hot shower with lots of yummy Alba Organics products during and after. Kukui nut body cream? The best! #
• 14:15 Next in my litany of totally frivolous tweets: I *totally* love our new flat iron! When my new contacts arrive? I might look presentable! #
• 14:53 Going to the bank and out for some lunch together. #
• 17:46 Just back from walking around downtown looking at art & other pretty things. Really pleasant way to adjust my head; enjoyed completely. #
• 18:10 Reset 1 of our machines, logged cams back in, and downloaded the pics we took for an Earth Day gallery. #
• 20:22 Going to the store for new toothbrushes. Might as well get some extra sugarbugs while we're there, right? To put the toothbrushes to work? #
• 21:13 This taking-a-day-off thing is so sweet! Will try not to get too amped on chocolate so I won't stay up all night. #
• 22:17 We're going to watch The Darjeeling Limited; been dying to see it. Am anticipating crying. #

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• 10:08 Nice! I just woke up in a good mood!! A happy Trixie in the morning is a rare thing to behold . . . #
• 11:39 Did my Monday morning bill pay routine and am going to have some breakfast to the sound of lawnmowers in the sunshine. #
• 16:12 Got a present for our hairdresser & hung out while Delia was getting her hair done. Now? Need to figure out something to eat. Not ramen. #
• 17:00 Awesome! Steve Lightspeed banned me from his hearts & roses solo girl board. Mr. fake crimes posting, cries-over-bad-reviews himself. #
• 17:03 OMG -- looks like he even DELETED the thread. I hate it when people do that. So now everyone can take his word for it that I'm what: mean? #
• 18:53 Delia's about to do her show while I? I am cold, fat and floundering. #
• 20:34 We're going to eat in a bit but I'm DETERMINED to get Delia's members-only redesign posted tonight. Just three pages to go . . . #
• 22:31 Yay! Delia's putting the almost-finishing touches on her redesign . . . only a few more fix-ups to do after this to be ready for reviews. #
• 00:29 I do not know how Delia tolerates my obnoxiousness sometimes. Members: check out Delia's shiny new "area"! #
• 00:29 Wading through social networking friend requests, etc. I do NOT know how people find time for this stuff. #
• 01:28 Something tells me we're supposed to be in bed . . . #
• 02:12 Hot date tonight with a stack of books: tinyurl.com/5lgz8s #

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• 10:36 We ate an unhealthy portion of cookies last night while watching Harry Potter last night but it was worth it. Going to figure out today soon #
• 10:54 Whoah. Trying to catch up with Heather Corinna's blog re: controversy over "I was raped" t-shirt. femmerotic.com/journal/ #
• 11:42 Going to have a cookie & tea breakfast, then work on an update for members. And try not to get distracted in between. #
• 12:48 Turning off cam audio while I record something for members so as not to ruin surprise. PS: I *love* the country song, "Behind Closed Doors". #
• 13:06 Trying to figure out the best settings for software, mic, different ways to input mic (m-audio fasttrack thingy), etc. Already frustrated. #
• 13:15 It would be cool if more often when I do things I felt like, "Oh! This is easy! I'm really good at this!" An attitude/emotional problem? #
• 14:13 Sigh. My window of alone-time to make embarrassing recordings is closed; Delia's home from the gym. Maybe I'll try again during her show. #
• 14:30 Going to have some lunch, regroup, & maybe write some goals & to-do's to share with members so they know what we're working on. #
• 17:05 Realized it was pouring down rain & the dog was still outside; POURING, & she still has to be coaxed inside out of the downpour. #
• 17:08 Love bonding with the dog toweling her off. She *loves* it. Maybe that's why she tries to get as soaking wet as possible? #
• 19:01 Been slogging through chunks of writing for site improvements. Going to have a poop, a cookie & try again to do that recording. #
• 21:27 Finished recording; quality sucks, but will have to do since I gave my backup mic to my mom. Watching Oprah's Big Give. #
• 22:07 Am I the only person that is filing an extension rather than doing my taxes this month? You all are so on top of your shit! I'm jealous! #
• 22:56 Woops! I forgot to turn the audio back on in our bedroom after the dirty story recording. It's back on now & I'm working on posting .mp3's #
• 23:40 Okey dokey: update posted for members. Going to try to reply to a few emails before bed. #
• 23:55 Only managed to crank out five email replies, but that's better than none. Going to hit the sack now. #

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• 10:05 Whoah; is google checkout something we could use to sell dvd's, etc.? tinyurl.com/5r4wsx #
• 10:08 Wow; nothing in their terms prohibiting selling porn memberships, webcam shows, etc. Never heard of Google Checkout til today. Thoughts? #
• 10:14 So not a morning person. Need to do a million things before show but have a hard time figuring out where to start. Or how to stand up even. #
• 11:24 I need me some of those Scientology vitamins & positivity; feel like screaming about messy everything & desire to do better things with time #
• 11:53 Capturing video from last week's show. 60 minutes to bathe, shave, pick out toys, & other things more time consuming than they sound. #
• 15:32 Wow. Twitter's "twitpic" terms are really fucking out of control: twitpic.com/terms.do (report you for porn??) #
• 15:38 I had a feeling eating a lunch consisting entirely of lime & salt fritos & bean dip MIGHT be a bad idea. Now I know for sure. #
• 15:57 About to barf looking at pics of anorexic-looking pregnant porn chick. The pics are technically beautiful but so freakish I can't take it. #
• 16:06 Seriously, has a famine hit Eastern Europe or what? SO TIRED of seeing skin 'n bones nude models. Some variety at least would be nice. #
• 16:16 Contrast this with girls who are marketed as "fatties" for being healthy weight or just 10-20 pounds overweight. #
• 17:37 Been reading software manuals & helps online trying to figure out something I want to add to Delia's site. Nothing big, just a timesuck. #
• 17:40 FYI: our county convention is not today, it's later this month. So no, I didn't forget or skip out on Obama to do shows. #
• 17:50 I know I need to move my body, strip, talk smile to do my show but all of those things seem very difficult to me right now. 10 min til start #
• 19:03 Bumpy dildos rock the spot! Getting ready for sausage-y penne loving. #
• 20:50 Just performed a stress-relieving emotion-dump all over poor Delia. Think we'll light some candles, watch some movies & NOT work tonight. #
• 21:03 Woops; I guess it is impossible for me to sit down at the computer without doing SOME work. NOW to spend the rest of the night off . . . #

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• 09:28 Ughhhhhhhhhhhh; waking up to a few "you never replied to my email!" emails. One from a girl who can't spell her own domain name. Grack. #
• 09:52 Prioritizing is going to be really important today; trying to shoot, finish redesign, forge through emails plus other distracting tasks. #
• 09:59 Having my breakfast bar in bed and maybe a little more sleep; can't stand the thought of being as sleepy as I was yesterday. #
• 11:58 Just set timer for 45 minutes: let's see how many redesigned pages I can concoct in that amount of time. #
• 12:56 And the answer is . . . one! ONE page finished in an hour. It's pretty though. Is it OK if I feel depressed & heavy-laden re: my slowness? #
• 13:33 Switched gears: finding a kinky story to record for members; weighing risks of issues associated with certain taboo FANTASIES (key word). #
• 14:17 Made an entry in my members-only masturbation log: tinyurl.com/6o6uhd #
• 15:26 Pussy dripping from earlier masturbation. It's lunchtime though so I'm not paying it any mind. Going to figure out what to eat . . . #
• 16:27 Eating hot, salty leftovers and watching some trash television. #
• 17:33 When I click on "replies" I hate having to see where some buttmonkey told me "please dear" to give him a free pass to my members-only area. #
• 17:56 Going to take a bath & think about how best to capitalize on my big belly fat without alienating current fans not into MAJOR chub. #
• 18:29 Oops; got caught up sprucing up more pages so I still haven't taken that bath. #
• 22:49 Been writing a private diary entry for members. Going to break to make some turkey bacon and eggs. #
• 00:33 We just had some fuck at our house. Now going to download a couple of tunes we just heard: Frank Black/I Burn Today & Eels/Railroad Man #
• 01:01 Sigh. Did lots of work today, but *finished* nothing. I haven't replied to any emails lately so you're not the only one. Sorry folks! #

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• 12:33 Oops! WebWhoreHQ cam was down and I didn't realize it. It's back up now and I'm looking fetching in red polar fleece & a stinky crewneck. #
• 12:47 Working on a barebones stylesheet for Delia's members-only redesign. Just so there's a different color link for dark backgrounds. #
• 13:17 I have no idea what to do with CSS and the bigger problem is that I don't *want* to know. I just want someone else to do it. A little robot. #
• 13:51 Shit. Just when I get on a roll & am concentrating, I have to get ready to go to the eye doc. I'm excited to get new contacts, though. #
• 14:38 White bra showing through knit navy shirt makes me look so cheap. Wearing it to eye dr. anyway; going to make myself "horny". #
• 17:04 Just got home; can't see properly due to the dilate & blur drops they gave me. #
• 17:46 There is no excuse for how sleepy I feel except that I must be a really old lady. #
• 18:15 I want to do the most important thing I possibly can do right now, but can't figure out what that is. Maybe it's a nap. #
• 18:18 Hard for me to describe how tense & violently enraged I become whenever (too often) I see news of people who want a special porn tax. #
• 18:24 Does anyone know where you can see the Dita Von Teese porn movie? I want to watch . . . #
• 19:06 I am loving Delia's redesign; it looks so rich & pretty I can't wait to show it off. Lots of stuff to finish still so might be a day or two. #
• 19:29 Dammit. Room I wanted to reserve to shoot in next week is booked. WHY are there so few people willing to paint rooms with color? #
• 19:41 Out of toilet paper; going to the store for some and a sidetrip taking the dog for a walk. #
• 21:54 Going to take some snackydoodles into bed & watch LA Ink. I hope Kat wears those horrifying flag + the-color-of-fat stretch pants again. #
• 00:34 Worst possible thing to watch before you go to sleep: an Ebola documentary. #

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• 10:19 Had some weird horsemen of the apocalypse type nightmares with baby-slayings, rape, & general blood in the streets, frogs & saucepans. #
• 10:51 Ugh. Sometimes I can't stand the windbags in this industry that all the girls cluster around for some of their anally dispensed "wisdom". #
• 10:53 The funny part is I actually agree with part of what said windbag is saying; there's just something about the delivery that chaps my hide. #
• 11:08 I've been up for an hour & haven't even looked outside yet. Sick & wrong, but worse considering we are planning outdoor shoot. Can we do it? #
• 12:39 Industry griping: a post about some posts I maybe shouldn't have made: tinyurl.com/2ey6pf #
• 13:27 Just deleted a tweet that I regretted. Going to go poop out some food I regret eating. Let the rest of the day be FRESH and SWEET! #
• 16:54 Rawk on! Apparently the only reason I think girls in this industry suck up to men is because I am old, ugly, embittered and scary-looking. #
• 17:27 I need to eat something warm, salty and wet. #
• 17:37 Do you think I should try harder to be a nicer person? Or should I concentrate on things I actually have a chance at being good at? #
• 20:59 It's funny how the people that drove me batshit four years ago are now the people who make me smile most. #
• 22:02 Example of an ineffectively articulated insult: "Trixie you a dumbass." I need to now go watch some dumbass television --- woot!! #
• 00:11 Sexiest TV moments tonight: Kristy Lee embracing Ramiel on Idol and the Next Top Model mylar upskirtish wet & squirmy display. #
• 00:59 There are two many sandwiches featuring hot meats between bread on television at night! It's torturing me! I want hot meat in my mouth! #

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• 10:48 Trying to Digg something and feeling really uncertain of how it's "done". Not sure how to label it . . . gah. #
• 11:06 Going to the store for a box of Luna bars because the sale started today -- those fuckers are expensive, so $.50 off each is a good deal. #
• 11:56 This looks fucking RAD: www.playthenewsgame.com/ #
• 12:05 If that fantastic bowel movement was any indication, today is going to be a GREAT DAY! #
• 12:27 Time for a breakfast of tea, luna bar (with a side of peanut butter for frosting), and a sit-down with a porn industry magazine (XBiz). #
• 14:43 If I were more capable, I would have hidden galleries, videos & stories on our sites that members could only unlock by doing certain things. #
• 15:06 Need some lunch & a bath before chat / book drawing in an hour with members. #
• 16:29 Les / HomeAlone is the winner of an autographed copy of Best Sex Writing 2008! Woohoo! #
• 17:05 Going outside to jump some rope. #
• 17:20 Classmates.scum is so offensive to me the way they use MY/YOUR name(s) and memory to intercept communiques & charge for them. #
• 18:05 The jumprope: so much cheaper and faster than going to the gym. Spring feels like it's finally here; really pretty outside. #
• 20:17 Okay; I have dark chocolate caffeine which should be enough to help me accomplish tonight's redesign/graphics goal. I can do it!! Right? YES #
• 23:31 Yay! I love the way Delia's shinier members-only area is looking; not done yet, but probably ready to share tomorrow. Now? Bed/tv time. #
• 23:53 I need to stop staring at my handiwork and go to bed. My ass is falling asleep. #

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