My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

• 10:57 Come on! Help pay for a needy woman's abortion & get free membership to our porn sites: tinyurl.com/5ptg4y It's a steal! #
• 10:59 So yeah, I woke up & was totally expecting to see more response: you can donate a lowly $10 and get 6 weeks membership; that's insane! #
• 12:59 Balanced checkbook, paid bills & now I'm going to order some stamps; I *love* buying stamps! #
• 14:05 Removing comments and blocking people on youtube who don't like me & my loogie haucking videos. #
• 14:25 Something beautiful for your day or night: Prince covering Radiohead's "Creep": tinyurl.com/5get79 And now I will have lunch. #
• 15:14 I need to learn more about Huguenots. But first, a shower! I will wash this body, descended from Huguenots in Ireland. #
• 17:13 Going outside for a little fresh air (something we have a lot of here, but that I rarely take advantage of because I'm a self-shut-in). #
• 18:29 Gave Nico as much brushing as she would tolerate & kicked the ball around for her. Trying to make a public (to members) to-do list. Need eat #
• 19:27 Tyra gets away with incest: tinyurl.com/6s7soj #
• 19:34 FYI: no, that did not turn me on; it totally grossed me the fuck out, but maybe the way they presented made it seem creepier than it is? #
• 20:46 TWITTER YOU ROTTEN CUNTRAG! WHEN I HIT BACKSPACE IN THE BOX DO NOT SEND ME BACK IN HISTORY!!! #
• 20:47 Posted a to-shoot list of fan requests & porn ideas, etc. for members: tinyurl.com/4xaozo Now? Going to have dinner. #
• 23:07 Posted another to-do list for members who are curious about our priorities/top projects. #
• 01:17 Going to bed now after rewarding myself with, ummm, nevermind. #

These were chunks of my life yesterday as posted on my twitter page, automatically shipped by LoudTwitter