Thursday, September 30, 2010

From Twitter 09-29-2010

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Wednesday, September 29, 2010

From Twitter 09-28-2010

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Tuesday, September 28, 2010

From Twitter 09-27-2010

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Monday, September 27, 2010

From Twitter 09-26-2010

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Sunday, September 26, 2010

From Twitter 09-25-2010

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Saturday, September 25, 2010

From Twitter 09-24-2010

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Friday, September 24, 2010

From Twitter 09-23-2010

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Thursday, September 23, 2010

From Twitter 09-22-2010



  • 08:14:37: Hope some of our voyeurs got to enjoy our sweet midnight sexy time on the spycams last night!
  • 09:08:11: Time to get ready to do a couple of outdoor softcore/striptease shoots. I hope I don't look as sleepy as I feel!
  • 09:56:18: I really really want to finish reading _The Book Thief_ but whenever I pick it up I start crying. It's due back at the library tomorrow!
  • 10:37:18: Things that delay photo shoots: 1. trying to find the necklace you're looking for. 2. UNTANGLING your necklace from knot of 7 others.
  • 10:39:33: Seriously, it is BEYOND MY KEN how this leather necklace & wire one became so bizarrely interwoven. STOP FUCKING EACH OTHER, necklaces!!
  • 13:04:40: Only shot one set. Because taking pictures of a middle-aged woman's fat & floppy parts in harsh, bright sunlight is really unflattering.
  • 13:08:11: Awww, thanks, @reynashouse ! Actually even beautiful & fit people look bad in bright sun pics w/o fancy lights (shadows under noses, etc.).
  • 13:10:48: I really REALLY want to go treat myself to bad BAD delicious food. Trying to remind self that slightly less bad food here at home is better.
  • 13:17:52: @reynashouse Don't say that! Do I need to send you a zip file of my worst, nastiest pics? LOL.
  • 18:00:33: I don't know why, but just the WORDS "rekindle your desire" make me snort with derision. I'd rather be eating salt 'n vinegar chips.
  • 18:16:22: There's a deadline for something (actually, more than one thing) tomorrow that I thought I wouldn't do but now think I should hurry up with.
  • 18:26:14: Oh yeah. I remember why I hesitated to do this. Because it would mean outing myself by my porn name to a bunch of (probly)judgmental locals.
  • 20:17:22: About to make up for that 2nd outdoor shoot we scrapped today by shooting something inside. Unique toe socks, white panties & more!


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Wednesday, September 22, 2010

From Twitter 09-21-2010

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Tuesday, September 21, 2010

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Monday, September 20, 2010

From Twitter 09-19-2010

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Sunday, September 19, 2010

From Twitter 09-18-2010



  • 01:31:45: Just watched "I Think We're Alone Now": http://imdb.com/title/tt1152828 Exploitative? Maybe, but also really humanizing.
  • 10:45:51: Tempted to make it a resolution for next year to go to as many Pac NW fairs as possible. Or at least one or two! Haven't been in years.
  • 10:51:13: Read Darling Jim by Christian Moerk http://bit.ly/9Csyux
  • 11:10:03: My dark curly pubes are laying around all over the place.
  • 11:16:52: 3 of 5 stars to Bachelors Anonymous by P.G. Wodehouse http://bit.ly/aw4dWT
  • 11:21:38: 3 of 5 stars to Bachelors Anonymous by P.G. Wodehouse http://bit.ly/beWdSl
  • 11:23:26: @Stewpot Yeah, but I don't want people to have such easy access to my DNA!! They might frame me for a sick pervert sex crime!! ;)
  • 18:49:12: Just took a long soak in epsom-salted water. For the health and well-being of ALL of my lower holes.


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Saturday, September 18, 2010

From Twitter 09-17-2010

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Friday, September 17, 2010

From Twitter 09-16-2010



  • 15:58:13: RT @ACLU_WA: ACLU Files Lawsuit Against Police Officers Who Planted Drugs On Suspects http://ow.ly/2FvdU
  • 18:29:40: For convenience sake we met family at hamburger joint of backwoods racist hatred hell central: the Pacific Northwest version.
  • 20:17:43: I need to look at my peehole closely with a mirror . . . it's been feeling funny lately.
  • 20:22:55: I don't know what the deal is, but my peehole keeps getting bigger. It's to the point where an amateur would mistake it for the big hole.


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Thursday, September 16, 2010

From Twitter 09-15-2010



  • 00:01:04: I decided to have a sleeping pill WITH a *small* amount of caffeine. I am now in a fantastic mood. Too good to waste it on SLEEP!
  • 00:09:26: There aren't a lot of options where we live @joepennant & T-1 is too pricey for us. I keep looking but find nothing better than we have.
  • 09:28:31: Bringing assorted shower fixings (towels, shampoo, lotion, soap, etc.) to the cabin because there's a nice rainy showerhead there.
  • 09:36:58: Dear Chase: pretending that your site is back up for online banking is even more annoying than it just be down.
  • 09:39:17: Sometimes I give very serious consideration to going an off-the-grid, under-the-mattress banking system. Someday . . .
  • 11:27:14: The only real problem with this cabin is the way all this SUNSHINE comes in even on days you expect total grey. LOLLOLLOL I'm a lucky bitch!
  • 11:28:32: Okay, I need to stop masturbating and crying over good music and get some work done.
  • 11:32:17: Oh wait, best song ever came on: "so I HADDA play football for the coach / and I WANNA play football for the coach!"
  • 11:36:59: Different people have peculiar tastes, indeed. I'll second that for sure. I love you, Coney Island baby. Harvey Milk: you're ok too.
  • 17:32:02: Super duper thankful for Russian Caravan tea for giving me the caffeine to concentrate & crank out pages & pages today. Home now. Fluffy.
  • 19:26:18: Lovely gypsy-esque trailer: http://www.shedworking.co.uk/2010/09/tow-vardo.html
  • 21:25:11: I am behind on almost everything & for once I don't care. Because it's worth it. And I know it this time.
  • 22:12:51: Love this from @minasmusings "Women of all ages are hot. And there is nothing wrong with you finally realizing that." http://is.gd/fcR3G
  • 22:31:08: Haaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy, we want some poooooooooding!
  • 22:32:59: @Fatty_D Oh NO! How am I going to masturbate to him now? At least it's not as bad as Tina Fey; he's really insulting reality shows, not porn
  • 22:34:27: The funny part to me, @Fatty_D , is that he/his character IS porn to most chicks & lots of dudes who watch Mad Men. Really GOOD NN porn.
  • 23:17:53: @Fatty_D Yeah, that is fucked up. I do think reality show people sell their dignity, though, but equating that with porn is wrong.


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Wednesday, September 15, 2010

From Twitter 09-14-2010



  • 08:58:29: Getting ready to go to the cabin, but before I do, a preview of @DeliaTS latest photo update: http://twurl.nl/nc0g8n
  • 13:44:05: My gf is being all sexy on cam while I'm paying the bills & balancing the checkbooks. With her money, mwahaha! http://deliats.cammodels.com
  • 14:32:50: RT @spyonus: Our cable keeps dropping out while @DeliaTS is camming. Might need to add a THIRD internet connection. Sigh.
  • 14:51:59: You'd be in here on my lap if not for my allergies! http://twitpic.com/2ogpkp
  • 15:01:19: @reptilegrrl I know! I'm irritated that neighbor doesn't have a collar on her. was about to make her my girl thinking she didn't have home.
  • 15:19:17: 4 of 5 stars to Devil in a Blue Dress by Walter Mosley http://bit.ly/bDREYf
  • 15:20:55: 4 of 5 stars to Light House by William Monahan http://bit.ly/9IdvuA
  • 15:23:50: 2 of 5 stars to Diabetes Rising by Dan Hurley http://bit.ly/c8VaDe
  • 15:35:01: 2 of 5 stars to Diabetes Rising by Dan Hurley http://bit.ly/blYflX
  • 15:35:35: RT @belledejour_uk: Belle de Jour's Guide to Men now available in paperback - RT for a chance to win a signed copy! http://amzn.to/9bIGGo
  • 15:56:58: On the phone with the cable company. Again. Super pissed. Waste of time. Not a beautiful way to spend life. Also, fuck you Chase bank.
  • 16:53:41: Oops! Forgot to bring wallet/driver's license etc. out with me to do errands. Probably a good thing I didn't have my card at the library.
  • 16:54:54: Dirty drug pushers! RT @Elligirl: Corn Refiners Assoc asking permission to rename #HFCS as "corn sugar." Sounds sweet, right?
  • 18:53:39: One of the last days of summer, so we HAD to take a walk. http://twitpic.com/2oimpd
  • 23:42:46: We're/that's actually in WA, @EcstaticOne along the Strait of Juan de Fuca. Even farther away than you thought!
  • 23:43:39: It's a few miles from our house so sometimes we drive there and THEN walk @SammyTyler - because I like to be both tranquil AND lazy!
  • 23:44:35: Thanks @rollertrain @I_am_Cliff ! Kills me to be taking pics of that gorgeousness with a crappy camera phone, but the real camera's 2 heavy!


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Tuesday, September 14, 2010

From Twitter 09-13-2010

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Monday, September 13, 2010

From Twitter 09-12-2010



  • 09:39:56: Every cabin morning its path gives me spiderweb face.
  • 16:38:46: Listening to George Michael & Wham songs while editing pictures of me in toeless pantyhose & wooden platform disco sandals.
  • 23:06:15: RT @chrisorourke: Wouldn't it be hilarious if the Bible turned out to have been written by time travelling Onion writers? #justsayin


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Sunday, September 12, 2010

From Twitter 09-11-2010



  • 09:18:05: @heathercorinna So "funny" to hear unschooling talked about as a NEW movement. I think I first heard that word in '91 or before, right?
  • 09:55:08: Really nervous about GoDaddy being up for auction: http://twurl.nl/o3snbf
  • 12:01:08: Getting some toys ready for my webcam show at the top of the hour. Members go to http://tinyurl.com/ourcamshows to watch/hear/chat!
  • 14:04:54: I worked up quite an appetite masturbating and showing off in my group show just now . . . looking forward to lunch then private shows?
  • 14:57:20: I'm #reading A Red Death by Walter Mosley http://bit.ly/dCrqYY
  • 15:27:47: Brilliant. Cable is down in the middle of @DeliaTS show. Calling fuckers now.
  • 15:35:29: RT @spyonus: @DeliaTS is trying to log in and finish her show via our bedroom machine on the dsl. Cable co. pissing me right the fuck off.
  • 16:04:50: Sorry to say we're canceling members-only chat today because the cable doesn't seem to be coming back up any time soon. :(
  • 16:59:38: @heathercorinna Ohhh, yeah -- HOLT! I don't know about Summerhill . . . I kind of miss learning about all that stuff. KIND OF!
  • 19:37:10: We left home while our cable was down. Now we're back and it's back up . . . getting all of our spycams logged in again now.
  • 19:39:55: Our town is swollen with 1000's of sailors! http://twitpic.com/2nlgep
  • 19:52:58: @heathercorinna Thanks for the recs; added them to my "to-read" list on http://goodreads.com/trixiefontaine
  • 20:57:59: Turning on the blues on KPLU to do some dishes!! That is the apex of our hot Saturday night 'round here.


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Saturday, September 11, 2010

From Twitter 09-10-2010

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Friday, September 10, 2010

From Twitter 09-09-2010

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Thursday, September 9, 2010

From Twitter 09-08-2010



  • 09:11:43: Going to spend a little time with our nephews today & do my cabin thing later . . .
  • 09:37:17: I love your new avatar, @Elligirl ! Really any image of you is just fundamentally gorgeous and sexy, though!
  • 10:10:03: People & their fucking grapes! Think porn's bad? Try wasting land on addictive decadent booze. Lefty faux farm capitalist indulgence.
  • 10:11:17: (I don't really think it's that bad, I was just trying on a new rag).
  • 10:56:34: Whoah . . . my butt cheek is sore from that b-vitamin shot! I feel like drifting into a dense coma, we're going on a trek to visit family.
  • 17:41:38: My nephews are so far beyond adorable. They're in, like, the Delta Quadrant of adorable!!
  • 18:13:42: Calling our cable company to see why our internet connection went down, taking most of our cams with it.
  • 18:15:08: Cool! All I had to do was dial the number and tweet about it and it came back up -- woohoo! Cams will be back in a few moments.
  • 19:28:13: Do you think eating a green apple Zotz might be a good cure for nausea? I'm going to give it a whirl!


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Wednesday, September 8, 2010

From Twitter 09-07-2010

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Tuesday, September 7, 2010

From Twitter 09-06-2010

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Monday, September 6, 2010

From Twitter 09-05-2010



  • 09:47:16: Here was day 2 at the cabin: http://www.tastytrixie.com/bodily-functions/cabin-day-two/ - getting ready to head out &enjoy day 3 now . . .
  • 16:47:12: Home from the cabin to exercise, stretch & get a vlog & sensual lady-like hand job video ready to post tonight & tomorrow.
  • 18:28:25: I love how whenever we make room in our lives for something my mom gets a wild hair up her ass to require we get stuff out of her garage.
  • 19:54:01: You know, I have no idea who's phone numbers are on our caller id. It's like . . . who ARE you? I'm not picking up to find out.


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Sunday, September 5, 2010

From Twitter 09-04-2010





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Saturday, September 4, 2010

From Twitter 09-03-2010

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Friday, September 3, 2010

From Twitter 09-02-2010





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Thursday, September 2, 2010

From Twitter 09-01-2010



  • 11:03:26: The sun came out so we might actually get some sweet porn shot on this little trip of ours! Yesterday was a day full of rain.
  • 13:50:53: Just shot a hot & inviting cabin-y fall-is-coming photo set & video of @DeliaTS in tights & velvety camisole dress. Now something sluttier!
  • 13:54:31: RT @seattleweekly Man Killed by Seattle Police for Not Dropping Knife Was a Carver, Deaf In One Ear, Wearing Headphones? http://ow.ly/2ya7M


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