My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

• 09:50 Unusual past 3 nights: been sleeping for 7 or so hours a night WITHOUT waking up a billion times to pee or whatever. #
• 11:06 Enjoyed a pleasant breakfast on the couch reading a porn industry magazine, sipping my Lady Grey, sliding my luna bar through peanut butter. #
• 11:10 Hmmm . . . tempted by Niteflirt appointment to log in for phone sex, but alas -- other work (and NEED to go to gym) supersede phone fun. #
• 12:15 It's amazing how long it takes to piece together a two-minute low-fi sample video out of two camshows. Shit oh dear! Gym time now. #
• 12:47 Sweeeeeet -- stockingirl.com $15 stocking/thigh high grab bags did not disappoint. Delivery man a bit fiendish, though. #
• 15:48 Followed gym with nice walk for the dog. Starving for lunch now. #
• 17:33 Brrr!! It's so cold & dark out; going to take a nice hot bath with a book then get back to work. #
• 20:11 My review (with pics & a vid) of my first glass dildo: tinyurl.com/2gt7fg #
• 20:36 Some hot sample pics of Delia in the most HOTestestHOLYhotness pair of satin panties ever: tinyurl.com/2vbtsg #
• 21:09 Rewarding myself for job well done with some Guitar Hero. #
• 21:42 It's probably nothing to brag about, but I just beat Guitar Hero III on easy (GH is new to us as of Monday)! Maybe now my gf will suck my D #

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My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

• 08:31 Awake two hours too early. A bunch of my muscles are sore/tight from (cringe) playing Guitar Hero III too much yesterday. My carpal tunnels! #
• 09:53 Debating whether or not to say "I love you" to a fellow blogger via email. Decided to have faith that it won't sound creepy or stalkerish. #
• 10:19 Had tea & luna bar & book cozied up on the couch. Going to take a nap there to grab the sleep I lost waking up too early. I love sleep. #
• 11:05 Nap didn't work due to sound of chainsaw. Going to get warm in the shower & try to look like pretty. #
• 13:34 Just wrote back to some asshat "webmaster" who got all pissy trying to find our promo content. His fault for not reading signup email. #
• 13:45 The reviews on solo-girl pregnancy porn websites are MADDENINGLY unfair & retarded: "would get better score if she didn't stop updating" etc #
• 14:02 Going to the bank, mailbox and getting some naughty lunch. NAUGHTY BURRITO! #
• 17:54 Need to reset this machine then do a little sample video editing: WebWhoreHQ cam will be down for a little while. #
• 19:31 Working on writing a toy review; taking me forever since I've taken so long to do it, so I want it to be REALLY THOROUGH. Need break though. #
• 23:53 Delia made a delish carrot soup. Stunned that Heather kicked off ANTM. DL'd a C64 emulator to play 7 Cities of Gold. Because I'm a spaz. #

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My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

• 10:18 Just woke up. Had creepy (but erotic) sex & kissing dreams about Christian Slaterlike fellow I mentioned yesterday. Freaky. #
• 19:37 Just got home from a long day of shopping. Delia's heating up leftovers & we're going to cuddle before experiencing Guitar Hero for 1st time #

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My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

• 13:15 Rereading portions of the most beautiful biology book in the whole world: _Woman: An Intimate Geography_. Meditating on my womb. #
• 14:06 So excited about www.goldencompassmovie.com/ - have been rereading book(s). My feelings about these books are very intense. #
• 16:35 Weird; guy I lost my virginity to now bears uncanny resemblance to Christian Slater on sex offender registry site. He loved Pump Up the Vol. #
• 18:25 "Real" blog post here: tinyurl.com/2cm99f and new place for "fake" entries: dailytrixie.blogspot.com/ #
• 18:54 It may be dark outside & nearing sleepytime for most people, but I'm JUST getting ready to RUMBLE! And no, that's not a euphemism for poop. #
• 19:06 What?!? Why were my amazon wishlists' addresses all fucked up? Ugh. Fixing now. #
• 23:23 Took a bath; closed my eyes & imagines I was in a large warm underground pool. Lotioned up afterward with my fave alba kukui nut body cream. #
• 23:54 Made a sale to legworld even though it doesn't exist anymore. WHY would hustler kill that site & absorb it into hustler generic? Sigh. #

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A Real "Log"

I made this blog to save my tweets in a daily log form for posterity. People were complaining about them being posted on my real blog, so I'm moving them over here.

Even if I'm the only one who likes them this way, I want to save them just like this in a daily format from the first post I make when I get up to the last post I make before I go to bed.

I'm going to delete the old ones from my real blog, copy them over here, and begin the automated daily posts here.

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

• 11:06 Had a nice fuck upon waking (too early). Putting finishing touches on gallery for members (sample photo here: tinyurl.com/ys3cpx ) #
• 15:10 Forced myself to learn how to do a simple (but complex in my head) Photoshop task. Went grocery shopping. Feeling hungry & sleepy. #
• 20:04 Is it strange to take a nap at seven pm and get up at eight? For me, though, it's never too late for a nap. All night's like a nap in winter #
• 21:00 Popped into members-only chatroom; will leave soon if no one comes in to chat. Uploading vlog for members. #
• 22:03 Had a nice chat with Birdman and Jim. Going to get ready for bed and probably dream about giant squid. #

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My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

• 09:38 Got more than a decent amount of sleep. Going to have breakfast and get ready for News Flash & a show. #
• 10:42 Oops. I forgot to add News Flash to my Rude schedule for this morning, so it will be in our members-only chatroom, and one on Rude tonight. #
• 14:08 2nd time in a month I almost refused to orgasm during my show on camz. Asshole contingent and morons getting to be too much for me. #
• 15:09 On a tv-watching & bad-food-eating binge to distance myself from nasty memories of today's show. What a waste of an orgasm that was. #
• 17:16 Sweet! Tested positive for luteinizing hormone so I'm looking fertile now, in that regard at least. Yesterday's or today's sex could mean C. #
• 17:26 Getting ready to do a shoot . . . still have news flash on slate for tonight; fucking & stuff greatly improved my mood. #
• 19:52 I feel so happy knowing I have a set of pretty pictures to edit later and a bowl of homemade squash soup hot & ready to eat now. #
• 00:27 Coyotes howling, a full moon, and frosty-cold November air. It's not a beer commercial, it's our backyard! #

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My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

• 09:45 Woke to 2 emails from guys w/ confessions about certain (fairly harmless) kinks & interest in discussing the ethics of indulging said kinks. #
• 10:25 Horny as fuck. Need to have at least one orgasm before breakfast. Breaking out eroscillator & guys-wanking vids. #
• 11:11 Must stop masturbating NOW. #
• 12:08 Going to have some Thanksgiving SEX! #
• 13:37 I'm thankful for the sunshine, my box full of cum and the smell of bacon wafting through our house. #
• 14:15 Searching for the perfect chess set to add to my wishlist while Delia cooks. She got mad @ me when I tried to shoot behind the scenes video. #
• 16:19 Time to treat myself; I just survived a long-ass phone conversation with my mom. My poor mom. #
• 18:48 Glargh! Finally have game to use PS2 wheel controller & have no clue where the wireless receiver is for it. I'm freeeeeeeeeking out! #
• 20:26 Just home from a long, chilly walk in the moonlight. My glasses are fogged up in here. Going to store for white trash Thanksgiving fixin's. #
• 21:13 Trip to grocery store proved unfruitful. Going to make top ramen. No, I'm not kidding -- top ramen for Thanksgiving = salty subversion. #

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My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

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My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

• 09:48 Awake. Going to eat then go to the gym. Must be more productive today than I was(n't) yesterday. #
• 10:26 Finally bought a swiffer yesterday; Delia is going hog wild with it this morning. Gooooooooood, girlfriend! #
• 10:59 Don't know what's going on w/our SOY cams, but hope it will resolve itself by the time we get back from the gym. Other cams are up. #
• 13:38 Back from the gym & feeling groovy. Going to have soup for lunch & listen to This American Life. It's a NO TELEVISION day for us. #
• 16:07 Christmas-themed photo shoot shopping (nearly) DONE; spent $284.95 so far (doesn't include stuff we already had/does include some extras). #
• 17:11 Just got back from fan mailbox and shopping for dinner-time groceries. Feeling wired. Need a transitional task to focus my mental "powers". #
• 18:20 Carefully balancing budget. Writing a card / sending a check to my mom as kinda payment on loans/help for her to get cast-friendly clothes. #
• 18:46 Just peed in a cup (been doing this often); hoping for pink line to materialize saying I'm ovulating. #
• 20:49 Had a lovely dinner & more TAL. Hanging out in our chatroom now. Alone. Listening to Twin Peaks soundtrack. My glasses are dirty. #
• 22:37 I keep forgetting how much exercise exhausts me when I've let myself get totally out of shape. Ready to drop dead right now. #
• 01:39 Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh . . . stretching feels SO FUCKING GOOD. Absolutely transported; exercise is starting to pay off with near-bliss. #

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My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

• 11:14 Just whined at Delia because she was going to go to the gym without me. Why doesn't she let me know BEFORE she's leaving so I can get ready? #
• 11:20 Why didn't loudtwitter publish yesterday's tweets on my blog for me? Glargh. Must hurry 2 get ready 4 gym now. It's, like, crack of dawn! #
• 15:22 Just bought a fake Christmas tree off ebay to use as a porn shoot prop. Hope it's as cool as it looks in the picture. Must now get costumes. #
• 16:45 Me, written up by Bonnie Ruberg in The Village Voice: rurl.org/ci8 Don't remember saying EXACTLY all those things, but cool anyway. #
• 16:49 My mom is being operated on now. Wish I could be there to help her & my sister. I mean, I sort of wish that. And sort of am glad I'm not. #
• 18:50 Poor Delia. Just spent 45 minutes venting all of my family complaints to her. As I ran out of things to bitch about: "AND they have CATS!" #

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