My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

• 11:05 Going to get inspired by brainwashing myself with new agey success type books this morning with my tea & luna bar. #
• 11:50 A free tip: sometimes I first lubricate my toilet paper with my pussy slime before wiping my ass. To make it slicker & more gentle. #
• 11:59 Okay, I am off to a great start today! Note: I'm doing my Friday webcam show earlier than usual tomorrow, so BE THERE!! #
• 13:00 Sad. We don't listen to music as much now that we've .mp3's scattered everywhere & insufficient systems/setups to enjoy them spontaneously. #
• 13:03 @DreamnetRob Ar e any of them free? Because that's our problem, affording slicker system(s)/tools to enjoy & time to transfer. #
• 13:06 @DreamnetRob Exactly -- we totally need an .mp3 player with more storage space. My little ipod nano is filled to the brim. :( #
• 13:13 @DreamnetRob On top of that my Technics receiver is from, like, 1991 and doesn't have an aux jack like that. #
• 13:26 @DreamnetRob LOL -- totally! Hence my sadness. I need to groom more sugar daddies or just get richer in general. #
• 13:29 Trying to do three thin gs at once because each one is SO FUCKING SLOW. Kind of hyperventilating with irritation and impatience. #
• 13:34 @DreamnetRob LOL -- maybe next year. ;) #
• 13:53 I am going to have a good playlist to come to during my webcam show tomorrow, dammit! #
• 14:52 Just sent some free Delia porn out into the void. PLEASE COME BACK IN SOME VERSION OF MONEY! #
• 14:54 So hungry for lunch, especially after seeing @reptilegrrl's spinach pie pic: twitpic.com/1izzpf #
• 17:18 Trying to decide whether or not I should wear my glasses for this photo set we're about to shoot . . . #
• 19:01 Glad I decided to wear my glasses for that shoot. I think @DeliaTS shot some sweet pics of me! My leg started shaking during it. #
• 19:08 We still have a lot of shooting on our plate for tonight, but taking a break for taco dinner. @DeliaTS is cooking it up right now. #
• 20:36 I love making up my lips to remind me of the colors in Lisa Frank stickers. And wow, I didn't realize she violated COPA: is.gd/cKWGY #
• 20:45 I wonder who our crazy bitch neighbor found to yell at in her yard now that her boyfriend is in jail? She is just un stoppable! #
• 21:55 In the right poses & panties I'm in love with my soft chubbyesque belly & think it & even its rolls are super delicious, hot, sexy, & CUTE! #
• 23:24 We're going to fuck now. Because OH MY GOD I AM DYING!! #
• 23:59 Man, that was some fucking grooooooooooooooovy love-making, maannnnnn . . . #
• 00:01 Sex is so therapeutic & well-making I think that's why the military is so anti-sex; if soldiers get laid regularly they'll be less lethal. #

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