My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

• 10:34 Not sure if the weather will hold, but I'm hoping to shoot something outside today (tomorrow will do if today doesn't work out). #
• 11:38 My tweets will probably be extra boring today because I'm going to get so much work & healthy stuff done. <insert snickering> #
• 11:43 I need to exercise before showering before shooting, so I bumped @DeliaTS out of the parlor where she was about to work out. #
• 12:20 When am I going to consistently apply the knowledge that everything goes so much better if I exercise, the sooner the better each day? #
• 12:29 Yes, I do talk that way off cam! ;) RT @DeliaT S: I love it that @tastytrixie refers to my soon to be new boobs as "those big ass titties". #
• 13:43 Short legs do not look good in thigh highs with a really WIDE (or lengthy, depending on how you look at it) lace-top. Fucking stumpy! #
• 13:45 What I really need to pull this off is a pair of tan crotchless / suspender-like panythose like these: is.gd/cp0Fq #
• 13:48 Forget it. Outdoor shoot fucked by rain, quick indoor alternatives depressing . . . we'll see what happens tomorrow. #
• 13:58 I need to HALT - both hungry and hurt (feelings, because my plans didn't pan out & everything I try on looks stupi d). Time for self-care. #
• 14:16 You have no idea how proud I am of myself right now for interrupting my negativity & saving my day before it spiraled downward. #
• 17:15 How long is too long to wait for a website to allow you to pay your fucking bill? I think over ten minutes is long enough. #
• 17:55 I am blowing the rankest, most sulfuric farts I've blasted in all of 2010 so far. #
• 19:30 I wish I was a little bit taller. I wish I was a baller. I wish I had a whole bunch of fucking money in that little bowl on my nightstand. #
• 21:06 I reached for the glass of wa ter on my desk but all that my hand met was a pump-bottle of lube. #
• 21:10 Awwww, my GF @DeliaTS is so kind to take a whore's bath before boning me for a video (she's off cam in this one except for her cock maybe). #
• 21:26 She looks so cute crouched in the tub, delicately splashing water on her balls and spread ass-crack. #

These were chunks of my life yesterday as posted on my twitter page, automatically shipped by LoudTwitter