My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

• 08:27 Haven't pooped in a couple of days because having guests throws off my whole RHYTHM. Hope relief comes SOON, but they're still here, asleep. #
• 10:58 Going to have some breakfast & enjoy the silence with my nose in a book for a couple of hours before getting back to work. #
• 11:32 Breakfast delayed slightly by us standing in window staring out at a buck in backyard. #
• 13:51 Man, I'm going to feel SO AWESOME when I'm finally able to poop. #
• 15:20 For those of you curious about why I couldn't poop until a couple hours after family left, it's just the disruption to my schedule (guests). #
• 15:21 Yes, inquiring minds really did want to know. Travel, house guests, waking up too early & having to go somewhere, etc. constipate me. #
• 17:09 Pics of me in thigh high boots and why I love the CFNM (clothed female nude male) niche in porn: tinyurl.com/trixie-cfnm #
• 19:02 7 pm and all I've eaten today are two luna bars and 2 cups of tea. #
• 20:41 Ooooh, Ricky Gervais is on Conesy tonight! #
• 22:47 Did some loosey goosey stretching and flopping and stomping around. So ready to just go to sleep. Also, dehydrated. Need more fluids. #

These were chunks of my life yesterday as posted on my twitter page, automatically shipped by LoudTwitter