From Twitter 03-30-2011

• 09:05:21: Breaking into a song of thanksgiving for my poop coming on BEFORE we leave for an arduous, annoying & necessary day-long shopping trip.
  
• 21:57:26: Just got home. Picked up one of those awesome headaches you get at the mall. Did you know too-loud music & cheap perfume is on sale there?
  
• 22:31:21: Pretty excited to dip into another season of Mad Men. (watching Mad Men, Public Relations S04E01 via @gomiso) http://miso.io/f8uxRw
  

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From Twitter 03-28-2011

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From Twitter 03-27-2011

• 00:30:13: Inspired by Project Runway, @DeliaTS and I have been going through one of our closets, packing up clothes to get rid of / donate.
  
• 13:01:44: RT @groobydotcom: Tranny Awards Winner @DeliaTS shows off the goods! And her awards too! #NSFW - http://bit.ly/eZVd5A
  
• 16:11:19: Dear at&t - wtf is up with sending me a phone preloaded w/ porn? Whoever selected it likes Asian chicks, girls in glasses giving bj's etc.
  
• 20:14:20: Gnashing teeth that Netflix is taking streaming away of this away on the 1st. This is my go-... (Arrested Development) http://miso.io/aaI8sT
  

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From Twitter 03-26-2011

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From Twitter 03-25-2011

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From Twitter 03-24-2011

• 16:56:16: My girlfriend @DeliaTS sure does work hard! Fortunately she still had some "energy" left for me last night. Hope our members were watching!
  
• 22:06:01: New cleavage-heavy vlog and a thank you pic posted in my members-only secret blog: http://tastytrixie.com/members/secretblog
  
• 23:31:19: Finished watching this episode with me bawling through the whole thing. Maybe I just needed a good cry? (Circus) http://miso.io/bSrxiK
  
• 23:32:58: I have PMS, a tear-stained face and a rash. Sounds nasty, but I actually feel pretty happy. Today smelled SO springy!
  

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From Twitter 03-23-2011

• 09:24:13: I've got domains that have been w/same registrar whole time that aren't showing records going back as FAR as they should, @DomainTools
  
• 17:28:31: Thanks! RT @titsandsass We're proud to have our first post from @tastytrixie! Tits and Sass: .XXX Domain Makes Me .MAD http://is.gd/49u9qY
  
• 22:30:00: There's a little burnt up twist of candle wick in my dancing banana ashtray. Looks like a mouse turd. I leave it right next to my earplugs.
  

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From Twitter 03-22-2011

• 11:26:04: http://twitpic.com/4c6o5j
  
• 11:39:04: Nobody will play MTG with me, @chrisorourke so I am mostly left to my own devices of just admiring my cards. I'm not up on rules, etc.
  
• 12:14:10: Sucks that people need to be reminded, BUT THEY DO! Tits and Sass: You’re Not Funny: The Content Farm http://is.gd/QqORJr
  
• 16:01:51: Hmmm . . . domaintools.com whois history no longer appears to be reliably accurate in addition to no longer being free.
  
• 16:23:59: Writing up something now about the whole .XXX domain fiasco and why it sucks shit on so many levels.
  

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From Twitter 03-21-2011

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From Twitter 03-20-2011

• 21:23:20: Some moments in this show are so beautiful I just cry. (watching Circus S01E02 via @gomiso) http://miso.io/bSrxiK
  

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From Twitter 03-19-2011

• 19:08:06: Having one of the best days of my life; so far spent majority of it with @DeliaTS doing yard/gardening work at the cabin. Beautiful day!
  
• 23:05:21: Congratulations and LOVELOVELOVE to both of you, @amberlily !
  

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From Twitter 03-18-2011

• 10:12:02: Okey dokey friends and fans: the new picture set is up for my members. I'm wearing green satin, nylon stockings & flowers in my hair.
  
• 10:12:44: Speaking of flowers in my hair, I should do a shoot that's just a whole crazy-ass head-full of fake flowers in my hair for spring I think.
  
• 10:13:20: (this would be an excuse to buy more fake flowers, which I'm quite fond of in all of their colorful sparkly splendor)
  
• 12:20:23: Some people do not fucking get it. And of those people, some of them are very attached to staying that way so it does no good to argue.
  
• 12:23:49: Anyway, the good news is I'm going to the cabin for fresh rainy air to do some weeding to try to make it more photogenic.
  
• 17:11:00: My middle left finger smells heavily of the inside of my cunt. Have been masturbating furiously past couple of days at the cabin.
  
• 20:09:12: Came back to the cabin to listen to rain & NOT listen to the bottomless ashore of the internet. Check @deliats on cam!
  
• 20:11:59: Oops ... still not used to auto complete. That should've read "bottomless asshole" not bottomless ashore".
  
• 22:07:33: Acquisition of smartphone (is smart phone 1 word or 2?) means I can pimp from the cabin, checking whether @DeliaTS is in a camshow or not.
  
• 22:08:35: Note: that is a pathetic joke, one that is totally on me.
  

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From Twitter 03-17-2011

• 10:59:16: Blue skies & sunshine on my birthday - sweet! http://t.co/uVgTz8o
  
• 11:20:34: Let's see if I can finish editing these pictures of me wearing a green satin bustier in time to share today / tonight . . .
  
• 12:31:34: Aww - just checked my email & got a very very nice gift card from one of my long-time book & panty friends! Looking forward to book-buying!
  

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From Twitter 03-16-2011

• 08:01:01: Cleaning up for cable guy to come over & make our interwebs faster; some cams will be down at some point until he's gone.
  
• 10:30:43: don't perv out on the cable guy don't perv out on the cable guy don't perv out on the cable guy don't perv out on the cable guy don't perv..
  
• 11:48:46: One benefit of not having insurance: 40,000 Washington residents impacted by insurer's data breach http://t.co/3FI7NSA via @seattlepi
  
• 11:52:29: THRILLED with our speedier cable internet connection!! Now if we can just get the DSL fixed for real; hasn't been stable since November.
  
• 20:08:45: It gives me a very special feeling when @DeliaTS hands me her debit card and just says, "don't get TOO crazy" . . .
  
• 20:29:56: Decisions, decisions ...
  

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From Twitter 03-15-2011

• 01:23:56: @lomatoutfaire My hands are remarkably & uniquely tiny. That didn't help. But @DeliaTS aggressive stance w/swiss army knife worked it out.
  
• 01:25:23: Again, I'm not approving your friend request if your avatar is of an adorably chubby 10 year old boy or a babe in nappies.
  
• 09:25:51: 40 year old men in nappies instantly approved, @BradSabbath !
  
• 11:25:00: Look at my beautiful new old table at the cabin! http://tastytrixie.com/accomplishments/a-table-for-the-cabin-pics
  
• 15:52:25: Trying to pull myself away from hysterical semi-trainwreck webwhore's hilarious vlog. HI-LARRY-US!!! It's kind of adorable in a way, though.
  
• 16:29:15: Reading personal ads on craigslist. One guy generously says, "i'll bring the boos".
  
• 17:03:59: I've got to go soak my anus in the tub. It's sore from these massive logs I've been dropping two or more times a day lately.
  
• 20:07:28: Shot a set of pics of @DeliaTS & am doing bills & other stuff while she logs in for private shows: http://deliats.cammodels.com
  

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From Twitter 03-14-2011

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From Twitter 03-13-2011

• 00:14:16: Trying to restrain myself from posting "I'd poop there" comments on everyone's Facebook pics.
  
• 00:18:28: Oh man! @DeliaTS is posed like a frog on the bed playing Shuffled Row on the Kindle, flexing her butt muscles. ALL ON OUR LIVE CAMS! Pop!
  
• 10:14:23: Please join me in sending out a big FU to Daylight Savings Time, a SOP almost as stupid as tax withholding.
  
• 11:31:23: I'm #reading Nobody's Fool by Richard Russo http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/154109074
  
• 11:37:29: My right breast is bigger than my left, @Shanna_Katz - and I am right-handed.
  
• 11:44:41: I'm #reading Border Songs by Jim Lynch http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/154111893
  
• 12:07:30: 4 of 5 stars to Real World by Natsuo Kirino http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/154112557
  
• 12:28:18: 3 of 5 stars to The Maltese Falcon by Dashiell Hammett http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/105825298
  
• 12:30:30: I'm #reading The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest by Stieg Larsson http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/154120763
  
• 12:52:28: 3 of 5 stars to Poacher Wars by William Wasserman http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/154121331
  
• 12:58:16: Still behind on my book logging, but I'll give it a rest for now.
  
• 20:46:50: I've wanted to watch this so bad, but keep having to turn it off because it stresses me out. (Big Fan via @gomiso) http://miso.io/9NKiZX
  

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From Twitter 03-12-2011

• 00:24:37: Right up my alley . . . so far more about BDSM than I expe... (SICK: The Life & Death of Bob Flanagan, Supermasochist) http://miso.io/cvuFlW
  
• 14:11:32: OMG - just opened carefully stuffed package full of bday delights! Going to stretch out & savor unwrapping individual delights.
  
• 22:02:21: These songs are going to be STUCK in my head! (watching Crazy Heart via @gomiso) http://miso.io/aDr0oh
  

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From Twitter 03-11-2011

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From Twitter 03-10-2011

• 10:00:43: Got some stuff shot last night, nothing destined to be FAVES though. Still worth it, I hope. Going to try again this morning!
  
• 12:16:01: I should REALLY be taking more plumper pics on purpose because I've got the apron of fat & rolls & chubby face going ON these days!
  
• 12:17:10: Note: that is not a put-down of myself. It's just hard for me to conform to one niche standard of body size. In other pics I look slender.
  
• 13:23:44: I seem to be in a really good mood when I take my birth control pill in the morning instead of before going to sleep.
  
• 13:29:30: So when I try to take plumper pics on purpose, then I don't look plump ENOUGH. Just sort of all . . . out of proportion.
  
• 14:44:12: Sometimes it kind of freaks me out, how many people have seen my hole where the poop comes out. Total strangers on the internet. Bizarre.
  
• 14:47:07: I'm listening to "Passion" by Hot Club Of Detroit (http://bit.ly/eVxJ91) #pandora - and so many other good tunes!
  
• 15:26:46: With the addition of my chins, I sometimes look like Dig'em the Honey Smacks frog in certain pictures. But what can you do . . .
  
• 20:36:17: Narrowing down a fresh set of pictures I just edited and hope to post tonight, but probably tomorrow AM.
  
• 22:33:58: The Spring Green Daisy Panties gallery is now ready for members; does it inspire new growth in you? http://tastytrixie.com/members
  
• 23:48:06: Bought a present for my bday I might regret: a smartphone & data plan w/tethering for possible roving cam (& ruination at the cabin).
  

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From Twitter 03-09-2011

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From Twitter 03-08-2011

• 14:43:06: Super in love with being at the cabin right now. http://twitpic.com/47kski
  
• 23:35:36: Love the dreamy sensuality of Enterprise so far. Tres heteronormative & not really Star Tre... (Star Trek: Enterprise) http://miso.io/c9XWEa
  

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From Twitter 03-07-2011

• 11:48:10: Just took an hour long walk with @DeliaTS - it was lovely, including morning sun sparkling on wet rocks & chat with an elder on beach.
  
• 12:16:35: I get deja vu when I douche my nose with saltwater & drink apple cider vinegar straight up. Was I a vagina from the 40s in a past life?
  
• 22:53:04: Watched the 1st of these last night - good stuff! (watching Robot Stories via @gomiso) http://miso.io/bwt0y1
  
• 22:56:50: Looking forward to watching some more of this tonight. Not while we're eating, though. T... (Until the Light Takes Us) http://miso.io/aEE5qT
  

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From Twitter 03-06-2011

• 00:36:15: I despise the premise of this show, but liked enough of the pilot & the actress that I kinda want ... (Drop Dead Diva) http://miso.io/9xr7Yr
  
• 01:13:58: Fuck that other show I mentioned. Xena is so much better! (watching Xena: Warrior Princess via @gomiso) http://miso.io/9u9x7Y
  
• 10:31:59: shuttlecock shuttlecock shuttlecock shuttlecock shuttlecock shuttlecock shuttlecock words get stuck in my head & just keep repeating . . .
  
• 13:56:09: A delicious & naughty breakfast @DeliaTS & I shared on a snow day: http://tinyurl.com/4ofzwtq on http://StuffSexWorkersEat.tumblr.com
  
• 15:07:18: On the plus side, there's plenty of good bumpy, scabacious pickins to be had on my acne-riddled face. pickpickSCRATCHpick.
  
• 15:38:03: Going to get some exercise on the parlor cam. Here's how to watch: http://trixiecam.com/see-me-on-cam/spycams (new site in rough draft, fyi)
  
• 16:33:59: Ah! Nothing like the refreshing post-workout feel of sweaty nausea, headache & sight of bugs crawling around out of the corner of my eyes.
  
• 16:41:12: RT @DeliaTS: Here's a sample pic from my last update. It was kind of a moody set but I like the way they turned out. http://twitpic.com ...
  
• 16:43:03: RT @furrygirl: Ewww. Sorry for the tweetspam. I did not mean to authorize a spam-sender. Don't click on that "see who visits your Twitte ...
  
• 16:52:44: Anyone have recipes for crazy-sexy-cool cocktails using Pepto Bismol as the starring ingredient playing opposite gin or other such spirit?
  
• 16:55:41: Don't worry -- I'm only joking. I'm not the kind of pussy who EVER waters down her Pepto. I like my pink shit straight, no chaser.
  
• 18:54:39: When you just don't feel like you can do anything right, you can always turn to cleaning the toilet.
  
• 22:49:17: Awww, thanks! RT @iamjarob316 @tastytrixie you look so unbelieveably sexy right now in that pink shirt.
  

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From Twitter 03-05-2011

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From Twitter 03-02-2011

• 10:24:41: Man, I looked so young six years ago. I was also so fucking stupid.
  
• 19:03:59: Spent the day at the cabin while @DeliaTS went to her doctor in Seattle. Enjoyed cleaning & cozy, quiet solitude.
  
• 19:17:24: Sometimes I hate the internet. Can we PLEASE go back to making fun of people BEHIND THEIR BACKS instead of publicly online???
  

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From Twitter 03-01-2011

• 01:51:17: Henry Cavill is so fffffffUCKING HOT!!! And he's going to play Superman? Be still my quivering cunt! (The Tudors) http://miso.io/adYTFY
  
• 10:52:42: We fucked last night. And it was GOOD. And it was VERY GOOD. Like, "hope I didn't wake up the neighbors" good.
  
• 12:12:47: Spent important & good time with @DeliaTS past half hour talking about where we're at, where we're going, our desire for change, etc.
  
• 12:13:55: Note: this talk was about work, money goals, midlife, home, etc., not where "we" as a romantic couple are at/going/changing.
  
• 13:05:02: I'm writing the checks/doing the bill-paying right now while @DeliaTS makes the money: http://deliats.cammodels.com
  

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From Twitter 02-28-2011

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