My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

• 09:58 My entire pelvic area is swollen and in some pain from having unresolved sex dreams. #
• 12:33 Huh . . . I wonder why my pussy looks like it has vitiligo in some of these pics I'm editing. Weird pigmentless patches. Not hot. #
• 12:33 Also, I'm really amazed that foot-long went down without a fuss in one flush. #
• 12:54 I am laughing so hard I'm drooling at this: www.regretsy.com/2010/04/08/bm-ms/ Those Catalans & their shit sculptures! #
• 14:36 Just got back from running errands, totally horny over practically every man and woman I saw. Spring fiver? #
• 14:37 Oops! Make that spring FEVER, not spring FIVER!!! LOLOLOLOLOL!!! Spring tweaker! Tweeter? Fuuuuuuck I want a nap! #
• 14:48 I have a headache trying to sneak up on my brain. Going to try to kill it with a dark room, coffee and a nap perhaps. Sucks!! #
• 14:58 Sometimes I feel ashamed when I'm sick so often. Like only pussies & hypochondriacs & Women With Issues are afflicted this way. #
• 15:01 re: previous tweet: I know this isn't true but the stereotypes are interesting when it comes to health, especially women's health. #
• 16:40 Been working on a WP theme/layout/design for my new members-only vlog/blog (because Blogger is taking away FTP so I *have* to). Looks cool! #
• 16:47 I wonder if bands hate the word "encore" in the same way camgirls do . . . I guess we need refractory period more than musicians. #
• 17:15 Jaysus! Another soft serve poop?!? Smells exactly like thick tar on a hot brown roof . . . #
• 17:45 I've never installed wordpress in a members-only area before . . . hoping there are no tricks to it that I'm unprepared to deal with. #
• 22:32 I am about three steps away from members-only update/new stuff coolness when our connection becomes scatty, to put it nicely. Cams up/dow n. #
• 23:03 Our connection is back up to speed and with it, the downed cams logged back in. Must get ready for bed soon . . . #

These were chunks of my life yesterday as posted on my twitter page, automatically shipped by LoudTwitter