- 14:24:44: Just got home from pedicure. It's raining hard. Getting everything ready for footnight: http://is.gd/bafA9 My toenails are shiny in coral.
- 14:26:29: Here's the color I got: http://bit.ly/90OZGs If it doesn't get chipped/nibble marks tonight we'll take pics.
- 18:40:28: Only thing worse than dickheads blasting rap on the ferry are shitstains blaring "country" music. Hate inconsiderate people.
- 18:47:50: Slicking back my eyebrows with excess grease from my french fries. I learned that one in Purdy.
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