My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

• 07:58 It is very very weird for me to wake up at 7:45 and be ready to get up. I suppose stranger things have happened. #
• 08:59 Was about to call IRS but holding off til post-poop. Hate being on hold then having to hang up to go number two. #
• 09:44 I just accomplished more follow-up on something I should never have to waste my time following up on. Gold star waste of time. #
• 09:51 Cross your fingers or pray or whatever for us: calling the IRS to try to get a new payment plan with more than 1 year of back taxes on it. #
• 10:27 The service people of the IRS who answer the phones again restore my faith in humanity. I l ove them so much. Crying tears of thanks/relief. #
• 13:17 My HNT boobie flash, decline of porn, IRS, etc.: www.tastytrixie.com/boobs/hnt-boobie-flash-gif/ #
• 13:34 OMG - forgot to spell check that post so "bureaucracy" was wrong (and even when I ran the spell check it didn't catch it! Fucking wordpress! #
• 13:40 Who would you rather have sex with: Conan or Jay? jamyewaxman.com/blog/2010/01/13/sex-with-conan-or-jay (thanks @Jamye). #
• 13:59 UGH - RT @audaciaray: Convicted of prostitution in New Orleans, carry a driver's license with the label "sex offender" bit.ly/91z4vI #
• 14:40 This caption is exactly what I think is worth celebrating, once acknowledged, about fashion: is.gd/6hiCu #
• 15:32 Yes, I am twisting my kleenex into soft instruments I can stick UP my nose to collect rubbery wet boogers on. I need a nap, too. #
• 20:23 Just chatted with @Coy_Pink after drooling over her beautiful photos: www.coypink.com #
• 23:05 Watching Californication. Wishing my head didn't still feel fat and my nose so raw. #

These were chunks of my life yesterday as posted on my twitter page, automatically shipped by LoudTwitter