Friday, January 15, 2010

From Twitter 01-14-2010



  • 00:20:08: Is it weird that I like fondling my piles? I just lubed them with vitamin E oil. Shiny! Vulgar! @DeliaTS did look & was duly impressed.
  • 08:58:38: It is very very weird for me to wake up at 7:45 and be ready to get up. I suppose stranger things have happened.
  • 09:59:47: Was about to call IRS but holding off til post-poop. Hate being on hold then having to hang up to go number two.
  • 10:44:13: I just accomplished more follow-up on something I should never have to waste my time following up on. Gold star waste of time.
  • 10:51:39: Cross your fingers or pray or whatever for us: calling the IRS to try to get a new payment plan with more than 1 year of back taxes on it.
  • 11:27:40: The service people of the IRS who answer the phones again restore my faith in humanity. I love them so much. Crying tears of thanks/relief.
  • 14:17:41: My HNT boobie flash, decline of porn, IRS, etc.: http://www.tastytrixie.com/boobs/hnt-boobie-flash-gif/
  • 14:34:54: OMG - forgot to spell check that post so "bureaucracy" was wrong (and even when I ran the spell check it didn't catch it! Fucking wordpress!
  • 14:40:27: Who would you rather have sex with: Conan or Jay? http://jamyewaxman.com/blog/2010/01/13/sex-with-conan-or-jay (thanks @Jamye).
  • 14:59:01: UGH - RT @audaciaray: Convicted of prostitution in New Orleans, carry a driver’s license with the label “sex offender” http://bit.ly/91z4vI
  • 15:40:16: This caption is exactly what I think is worth celebrating, once acknowledged, about fashion: http://is.gd/6hiCu
  • 16:32:13: Yes, I am twisting my kleenex into soft instruments I can stick UP my nose to collect rubbery wet boogers on. I need a nap, too.
  • 21:23:53: Just chatted with @Coy_Pink after drooling over her beautiful photos: http://www.coypink.com


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