My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

• 07:25 First thing upon waking? Doing (another) speed test. With 8 cams broadcasting on the cable, still have 8485 kb/s download & 466 kb/s up. #
• 07:41 There's very little to look forward to on my feed reader now that HoboStripper.com & RiverCityKitty.com are done blogging. #
• 07:59 It's impossible to have an adult, human-to-human conversation in the morning because our husky is SO LOUD & TALKATIVE! GooOOOoooh! #
• 08:33 I blog about things I could blog about: tinyurl.com/5yoxpe -- you pick the topic! #
• 08:52 We're going to walk to the bank with the dog. My beeeg fat bellieeeeeee needs some exercise. #
• 10:23 Home again and sweaty. Going to put on a tank top or something (that should last about seven minutes before I'm chilled to the bone). #
• 11:56 Searching for tutorials/instructions on how to code a certain promo thing I want to make. #
• 13:00 Life just got WAY more pornographic since I finally have 1) a good laptop, and 2) it's hooked up to the tv. Internet porn in bed = finally! #
• 14:11 Dorking out with some aerobics on our Wherever Cam. #
• 14:23 OMG. I am dying. This exercise has succeeded in making me very hungry, though. #
• 17:47 Enjoyed a delicious dinner of fried eggs over grits while we watched one of my fave *Cops* themes: TASING! Absolutely THRILLS & delights me! #
• 18:47 I'm only half-listening, but I think planetariums are really important! SCIENCE! Planetariums are fucking PATRIOTIC!! More planetariums! #
• 20:43 Whenever I have so much loose poop I'm afraid I've got Irritable Bowel Syndrome I stop & remember that it's probably just the amphetamines. #
• 21:32 About that last tweet: Ritalin = amphetamines. I've got an Rx! Also, I am the wrong person to try to chasten with your "TMI" replies. #

These were chunks of my life yesterday as posted on my twitter page, automatically shipped by LoudTwitter