Monday, June 7, 2010

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 10:13 RT @audaciaray: Just created FB page for The Red Umbrella Diaries, an evolution of Sex Worker Literati. Plz like & RT! #
  • 10:26 Nothing like watching the cops kill someone on FOX news with headline "Caught on Tape: Porn Star Falls to Death": Ugly. #
  • 12:16 Yay!!! One of my fave actresses, Naomi Watts, is going to play Marilyn Monroe in Blonde! #
  • 13:03 Taking a break from promo building for . . . a stretch? Lunch? Not sure yet. #
  • 15:39 I know, you saw me gr ab my big vibrator but didn't anticipate I'd finish in less than sixty seconds. HAHA!! #
  • 15:48 Whoah. Never seen this before: a dude SPRITZING his cock with some kind of a fine mist. Oil? Or just water? Interesting. I like it. A LOT. #
  • 19:51 I feel like it was really romantic to put on Jeff Beck's "Cause We've Ended as Lovers" while vibrating to a BIG-dick-only wank vid. #
  • 19:58 It annoys me how few correct returns I get on google image searches for "Tom Morello naked" and "Bed Bridwell naked". Almost NOTHING! Bah! #
  • 20:34 So yeah, I'm totally buying the .mp3 of Paul Anka covering "It's a Sin". I have the weirdest little clit boner ever. #
  • 21:56 I love the way my unwashed body smells right now. Like salt and chalk and vinegar and musky pussy goo. My period just started, too. #
These were chunks of my life yesterday as posted on my twitter page, automatically shipped by LoudTwitter

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