My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

• 11:05 Barely too late to check bags. First time I've ever missed a flight. SUCK! #
• 12:37 Admiring a pale, oily blonde with a lazy eye reading Chuck Klosterman. OT: lotsa cranky babies in line for this flight. Stick a tit in it! #
• 21:28 Just got home about an hour ago . . . collecting email & trying to get up to speed mentally before hitting the sack. #

These were chunks of my life yesterday as posted on my twitter page, automatically shipped by LoudTwitter