- 00:13:13: Yaya! @DeliaTS and I have caught up all of our RECENT updates previewed/posted in dorky porno writing on http://trixieandfriends.com
- 00:32:09: I think I'm going to finish reading _Wizard's First Rule_ before bed. And then move "Legend of the Seeker" to #1 in Netflix queue!
- 10:35:20: Tweeting 2 years, 7 months, 1 week, 4 days, 21 hours, 4 minutes, 13 seconds (July 2, 2007). How about you? http://bit.ly/eC942 #howlong
- 12:35:52: Tis now time for me to pay bills and do the whole financial tightrope act. But first, I'm going to poop!
- 13:52:32: I have to call to see why our DSL has been down approx. 24 hours. Not a good task when I have PMS.
- 14:27:08: Our DSL modem is dead so until the new one comes (tomorrow, they said) BedroomDesk & MoreBed cams will be down.
- 14:36:27: My period just started: http://twitter.com/BloodyTrixie/status/8978750825
- 17:21:18: No offense, but I'm getting ready to shoot our fucking white trash neighbors and the giant pit bill with big swinging balls in our yard.
- 17:24:09: I don't like coming home and not being able to get out of the car because a loose lethal bighead dog is off-leash alone holding me hostage.
- 17:54:40: I fucking hate our neighbors with the venom of 10,000 cottonmouth snakes. Looks like their shitstain friend might at least get a ticket.
- 17:58:56: Also, stupid animal control phone dude? Yeah, sorry I can't give you a precise address because A LOOSE DOG IS AMBULATORY by definition.
- 19:07:28: I know! I am just as white trash as our neighbors by virtue of the fact that I said I would shoot their pit bull. Stones, glass houses, etc.
- 19:09:41: @prattdanny Do you eat meat? If so, why do you think it's more tragic for a menace of a dog to be killed than innocent cows, etc.?
- 19:10:25: NOTE: I have never, and probably would never, kill a dog. This is idle twitter talk. A cat, however . . .
- 21:52:38: I totally deserve this fat stabby headache for freaking out. @DeliaTS suggested I volunteer to walk dogs at shelter to get over fear.
- 22:59:02: @DiamondJames That is REALLY fucked up; you sent them usps? Maybe the postmaster knows what you do & is inspecting for obscenity.
- 23:05:12: @DiamondJames God that's creepy. We've had a few mysterious postal issues ourselves. And one NOT mysterious issue. Sigh.
- 23:13:15: A smiling creampie .gif featuring yours truly & more about that scary damned pit bull: http://tastytrixie.com/dog/redefining-my-work-ethic
- 23:14:34: And yeah, I hope I don't need to add "NSFW" to a link already described as containing a creampie. Plus NSFW warns are for dayjobbers only.
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