My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

• 11:51 I'm going to go pay for 90 minutes of rubbies and new age music. #
• 14:01 Filling up my hot water bottle & glass, figuring out some lunch, & getting back in bed with a book: _Drop City_. #
• 17:46 See what happens when we get a day off? SEX! Now my life is getting back into balance. A good fuck always helps to sort things out. #
• 18:41 What I masturbated to earlier today: tinyurl.com/5v9xv9#8775300802809474701 #
• 22:16 My post-fuck twat-snot has traces of blood in it; did I get a rip somewhere? It *has* been a long time since I've had anything in there ... #

These were chunks of my life yesterday as posted on my twitter page, automatically shipped by LoudTwitter