My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

• 09:52 Good morning! Oh, and there will be no Maury (and no New York) for me anytime soon. #
• 10:46 Listening to Stevie Nicks breaking hearts singing Silver Springs & checking out some free porn galleries to share. #
• 11:20 Our main connection (cable) has been so slow lately, it's driving me batshit. Need to get wireless router for our dsl to balance out. #
• 13:15 It's lunchtime and my feet are cold. Going to put something warm in my tummy and on my tootsies. #
• 13:24 Going to sterilize some dildos while my meatballs are heating up. #
• 14:28 Taking some cams down to do some speed tests before I call cable company and bitch. #
• 15:25 Poor, poor cable co. boy: did a whole bunch of extra research for me hoping I would tell him how to find my porn sites. #
• 15:33 I need a new router. Speed cut in half just from using it and the hub. Here goes another $150 bucks . . . . #
• 21:44 I don't like the way there are cougars roaming the streets of our town these days. Not lady-cougars, but the real ones that walk on 4 paws. #
• 21:56 You know what will happen if I take a bath right now? I'll have to poop ten minutes later. It's a conspiracy, I swear to God. #
• 00:47 Watching Next Top Model. It *so* pales in comparison to Project Runway, though. I *love* Project Runway! #
• 00:56 I think the iodine is definitely working magic on my thyroid & sex drive: I am so horny right now I feel like bearing down will make me come #
• 01:29 Bearing down didn't QUITE do it, so I lit a candle and we had some fuck instead. Yeah!! #

These were chunks of my life yesterday as posted on my twitter page, automatically shipped by LoudTwitter