My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

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My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

• 08:58 Dreamt I was in a really bad Prince movie with ruffled skirts, terrorists, tennis, & lithium battery-based explosions. It's good 2 be awake. #
• 09:01 Was all geared up to download some new music for shows today, but Napster doesn't seem to be cooperating. My plans: foiled again. #
• 10:42 So if we buy a real doll at some point and also have a child, do we have to hide them from each other? #
• 11:24 Beginning to get ready for my show(s) today; showering, shaving, and all that other bullSHit. #
• 11:42 Our internet connection is really up/down in terms of speed today, probably because of storms. Hard to keep cams connected. Shows impacted? #
• 12:26 SonofaBITCH. Going to try resetting machine and modem and router and see if that helps anything. Show to start in 30 minutes. Pissed off. #
• 14:19 Ass-sucking connection so slow my show was barely visible/mostly buffering. Canceled SCC show. Cable co. doesn't answer. Going to eat. #
• 15:53 Love for my anus-honoring doctor: tinyurl.com/26a953 #
• 16:02 Prioritizing: shooting porn featuring Delia's ejac. in/on me somewhere, site redesign plodding, work on gallery-in-progress, & orientation. #
• 16:36 Heating up bedroom for homemade sex pics & vid. Members can spy (but without audio bcus of bossy directions that might ruin the "magic"). #
• 16:51 Pooping can be so fun, yet so inconveniently timed. Must go lick my butthole with a warm, wet washcloth before we shoot reverse cowgirl vid. #
• 18:42 MMmmm. . . . hot and creamy. Looking forward to posting this video. But photos first! #
• 20:21 From our reverse cowgirl shoot tonight: sample pics & insight - tinyurl.com/22w3tv #
• 21:16 Shared a stretch by candlelight & XM Audio Visions. Going to store for fresh fruit bedtime snack. Just blew thick bloody booger out of nose. #

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My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

• 09:16 Awake at 9 am is much better than awake at 7 am (almost happened to me!). Rescheduling today's shows for tomorrow. I'm still sick. #
• 10:32 Working on replying to the most pressing of my backlogged (as always) emails. Eating a luna bar and sipping on constant comment. #
• 11:12 Couldn't resist mass quantities of lentils in creamy sauce last night, I am now on lactose-intolerant pooping bonanza. #
• 11:57 Update on my resolutions & Obama's victory in Iowa speech: tinyurl.com/288oru #
• 12:16 My cable internet connection seems to be really slow this morning. And last night. And this week. Glargh. #
• 12:51 Time for lunch. Siren song of ramen is calling in her throaty, noodly, salty, msg voice. #
• 13:25 Awesome. I have a noodle segment stuck between my distended-by-dentist gum and one of my molars. Disgusting. #
• 14:48 I'm home and delighted with my new necklace. It was only $48 but that's still the most I've ever spent on jewelry for myself. #
• 15:06 GEEK ALERT! WANTED: someone capable to install this for me: urltea.com/2h0z in exchange for membership to my porn site. #
• 15:39 Posted one of my videos on our clips4sale store (pricey compared to site membership): www.clips4sale.com/studio/8131 #
• 16:04 Heating up leftovers, checking stats, doing a bunch of weird little tasks. Going CRAZY. Teeth/gums hurting. #
• 17:03 Logging into our chatroom & multitasking with posting some free porn (I could also call this "doing research" & serving customers). #
• 17:05 Uh-oh -- lights just flickered. Perhaps the massive winds & storm predictions are finally going to take us down. #
• 21:30 Relaxed myself by posting new galleries on my (unfinished) tgp: www.free-porn-trixie.com/tgp/ #
• 22:47 Just posted a RealDoll guest gallery for members and a vlog. Am reading some of the true stories I've shared in there, too. Funny/sad stuff. #

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My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

• 08:22 Up a bit earlier than I'd like to be, sucking on a cough drop. Wondering if I have it in me to be ambitious about work AND exercise. #
• 08:45 Found some years-old pics I need for update. Did some checkbook maint. Realize I am still really very sleepy. #
• 09:09 Reading awesome Hobo Stripper post: tinyurl.com/22pwgg #
• 10:15 Had some bfast, did some reading & research; going to brew more tea, download pics and do some photo editing & gallery building. #
• 10:29 Wasting time trying to download pics from camera since PC refuses to acknowledge drive as anything but an mp3 device. WASTE OF TIME. #
• 12:21 Posted in members-only masturbation log: tinyurl.com/yunk3g #
• 12:39 Sometimes it's really weird to google yourself. Interesting what gets reposted in a legit way and what gets stolen (like my twitter profile) #
• 13:45 Had some lunch and now I need to bathe & get ready to go have some cavities filled. Mouth open endlessly while congested? Prospect sucks. #
• 14:24 In my googling-self sidetrack came across this cool personal queer foot site: www.bqfp.net/bergwww/index.htm #
• 16:45 I love to eat for comfort; after dentist appointment I am sorely in need of comfort, but am too numb to eat. I'd gnash my teeth BUT . . . #
• 18:37 Obama???!!!????!!!! Excitamente! Going to have dinner now. Glad Delia keeps up on THE NEWS. #
• 20:43 We're both feeling very emotional after watching coverage of the Iowa caucus. Go www.barackobama.com/ !!!!!! #

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My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

• 08:32 I think I'm awake too early. Back of my throat tastes like hard green snot, ears plugged up & my lips are chapped. NASTY. #
• 08:43 I have so many very important things to do today, like changing the toilet paper roll and trying to make my first million. #
• 13:35 Did half-assed pussy-shave job. In the middle of doing a cute little photo shoot in every day clothes; just realized some spycams are down. #
• 13:42 Glittery underwear is cute 'n all, but it's not good to have little metal flakes in your folds and vag. Just had to wipe myself off. #
• 13:49 Getting ready to go to the bank then out of town for Delia's laser hair removal treatment. #
• 13:57 I am going to have one unhappy crack once this razor trauma rears its ugly head. And I have a dentist appointment on top of it tomorrow! #
• 20:52 Just got home; going to slip some fresh new pillows into cases and settle into bed for the night. #
• 21:22 Delia's site has almost 3 times as many members as mine. My now almost whiskerless biscuit is itchy. Time for Gossip Girl, etc. #
• 22:54 Goddamned DVR didn't properly record Gossip Girl. Gossip Girl, LOST . . . how will we survive? Going to cry myself to sleep. #

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My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

• 09:51 Prepping to have some tea, gaze at the mountains, and do some inspirational reading. #
• 10:45 Doing some clean-up around the house. Washing sheets & pillowcases. Because it's nice to start out the year with fresh flannels. #
• 11:16 Buying light bulbs can be hard when it's for lighting sets and you don't have a clue about which bulbs are right. #
• 11:42 I *love* the xm bluegrass station. I'm hungry. #
• 12:02 Trying to figure out & make reservations for shooting in Portland & Delia's endocrinologist appt. & visiting friends; overwhelmed. #
• 12:44 It's official: I need to get OUT of the house, like, RIGHT NOW. Going to be naughty & eat out for lunch. #
• 12:45 Oh, and we need to buy calendars, too. #
• 15:37 New HP calendar procured & hung. Putting together "costumes" for upcoming shoots & figuring out what we need to buy to go with them. #
• 16:02 It's very unfortunate, how easy it is to spend all day doing things that don't directly make me any money. Cleaning bedroom now. #
• 21:27 Of great interest to webwhores & chick pornographers: deleted scenes from 2nd episode of Heroes. Can't wait to see how that hero "develops". #
• 21:28 Just took a hot, steamy shower; I smell delicious, but look something the cat drug in and then managed to electrocute & saute in oil. #
• 22:45 Uploading four behind-the-scenes videos for members, writing intro text to go with them, etc. Hot rollering hair for members' vlog. #
• 23:28 A couple more of my New Year resolutions: tinyurl.com/2delnk #

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My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

• 06:44 I don't feel THAT sick, but it's just bad enough I can't stay asleep. Heating up lemony chicken broth, stretching, then watching Bogart. #
• 11:28 Working on a somewhat bizarre members-only update: a bunch of numbers & dollars signs instead of pussy, but more private than my cunt. #
• 12:34 Going to have a private moment off-cam with my hitachi magic wand & some hard copy porn. #
• 13:25 Having tedious retardulent design challenges. Wish I could just hire someone to DO IT FOR ME. #
• 13:57 Design frustration solved. Going to do some exercise now in our sun-warmed parlor. #
• 16:34 Applauding Mistress Matisse's decision to remove comments from her blog: tinyurl.com/yojx4d Getting ready for dinner here. #
• 17:13 Eating boil-in-bag Indian food and FINALLY beginning to watch Heroes from its genesis. #
• 19:26 After watching first Heroes episode: now we know what all the fuss is about -- wow! Going to take a bath. #
• 19:27 On phone with wanker. He's giggling & embarrassed. Going to take him into the bathtub with me. He's saying, "oh God" right now. #
• 21:57 Not feeling so great. Having a hard time breathing in more of an allergy/asthma way than congested. It's not bad, just sorta tiring. #
• 23:34 Sweet read from Heather: "abortion freaking rocks": tinyurl.com/2ztyml #

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