Sunday, December 12, 2010

From Twitter 12-11-2010

  • 01:24:58: My convenient plastic bowl of soothing soup turned into a nightmare when I mistakenly put boiling water in the pyrex measuring cup.
  • 01:26:38: Then I sprayed soda all over the kitchen @DeliaTS lovingly cleaned up. MY INCOMPETENCE KNOWS NO BOUNDS!
  • 01:27:49: And that is why I cry at night in the dark. Because I'm 37 years old & still measure the water for instant soup mixes & break shit doing it.
  • 11:43:57: It's difficult to dress oneself when one is a 5'2" small-boned woman with a fucking 35 inch waist. I'm totally not joking around here.
  • 11:52:37: Maybe if I shop in the short & round section of men's pants I can get some that fit instead of trying for women's pants that have hip room.
  • 15:27:10: Free video highlights & pics from @DeliaTS November updates:
  • 17:41:31: Just did some housecleaning w/ @DeliaTS using holiday-scented cleansers, listening to awesome Xmas mixes from Mr. Shrdlu & KnightWhoSaysNi.
  • 17:43:36: We got those customized cock-tube bathing shorts & open-bottom panties on Etsy, @greenguy89 @DeliaTS - I'll PM you the link to the store.
  • 19:55:19: Checking out what some of our porn videos look like on tv using the PS3. Look good, but I hate the cheap sounds of our amateur camcorder.
  • 20:42:16: I'm in a great mood right now. My lofty Saturday night goal is simply to get to sleep by 11, STAY asleep for 8-9 hours, & start fresh!
  • 21:26:08: 3 of 5 stars to Sag Harbor by Colson Whitehead

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