Monday, November 29, 2010

From Twitter 11-28-2010

  • 00:00:35: So I did call the cable company after all and they have technicians! On the scene (not here, but at the problem) since 8:53! So . . . soon?
  • 00:27:05: FYI: the border patrol does worse things and wastes money on much more fucked up things than busting Willie Nelson for pot.
  • 00:28:14: I mean, I'm with everyone for being outraged by that, it just pales in comparison to their other daily egregious rights violations.
  • 00:30:08: But hey . . . whatever it takes to get white people angry at the border patrol. I'm all for it.
  • 11:00:40: Our cable is still down. Everything is a mess. I feel like checking out. Again. At least for today.
  • 11:05:28: I am newly in love with a local author & fantasizing about offering to make her a website so I can bask in her herness.
  • 19:03:30: Not being stingy w/the author's/crush's name, @pimpmybride - just trying to maintain some small semblance of privacy/care in our town.
  • 19:06:10: Speaking of crushes, I just read @BookWyrm69's tweet that Leslie Nielsen is dead. Sigh. Such a handsome & funny man.
  • 19:11:36: I just shat for the 7th time in the past two days. I and my butthole are really quite weary of this.
  • 21:07:16: Super crappy uber dorky home page up at ! You wouldn't believe how long it takes me to do these things.
  • 21:19:14: You're too kind, @greenguy89 - and I'm glad because I feel like a heavy, stupid turdball of shit right now. Compliments appreciated!
  • 21:26:54: @rollertrain LOL -- thanks! I think it might just be from overeating. From being depressed. And hey, I've come to love fake Christmas trees!
  • 22:14:23: @greenguy89 The gross part is that there is still soft-serve shit stuck inside my butt that won't squeeze out.
  • 22:16:53: Inspired by very loyal (on fixed income) member's positivity to SUCK IT UP. He has so many bigger challenges than I do. I am very fortunate.

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