Thursday, June 10, 2010

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 10:26 A melodramatic downer-ish post I made last night. With depressing photos! LOL at me now! #
  • 10:28 In more uplifting news, I can't stop staring at the hot pics we shot of @DeliaTS last night! I think they're winners :) #
  • 10:36 @MzAvaLynn She's getting them done next week so we're shooting as much tiny-tit content as we can before then. :) #
  • 10:48 5 of 5 stars to Poachers by Tom Franklin #
  • 11:07 Pesky ants -- really pro ving challenging to get/keep out of the mailbox. #
  • 11:54 Okay loud-ass helicopter: did you REALLY have to practically skim our roof? And if you were the border patrol let me just say HATE YOU MUCH. #
  • 11:57 Rock on. Our neighbor's stupid ass BF is in jail again. Hope he stays there a couple more weeks while we're gone for @DeliaTS surgery. #
  • 11:59 LOL @Elligirl AND working with "Canuckistanians" to keep those of us who envy your system from going North. Trying to keep us in, methinks! #
  • 12:17 Ooooh . . . we might have thunder soon / later! Not that common here in western WA so have to enjoy it while we can! #
  • 12:19 @Elligirl It's been really muggy here lately - much more damp & oppressively warm than is usual this early in the year. #
  • 12:23 Slowly but surely gearing up to do some cardio. Yes, on our spycams! Wearing only a sports bra, socks & tennies. And a tampon. #
  • 13:39 Sometimes sweating feels so fucking good. Especially not long after unloading a really heavy poop. Body weak, purged, throbbing, healing. #
  • 13:41 I should clarify to @AaliyahLove69 - the sweating was from exercising, not pooping. It's rare that I break a sweat pooping. ;)~ #
  • 13:48 This is a good one:RT @slutoasis: LONG blog post today. If you like drama and rants, go take a peek :) #
  • 16:03 That right there sums up what's wrong with capitalism, I think: @aagblog #
  • 16:04 Disclaimer: not that I'm entirely against all aspects of capitalism or don't see and experience some of its merits. I'M A PIG FOR MONEY! #
  • 16:29 Gross. I just burped and it smelled like skunk. That's what coffee will do to you. #
  • 17:31 If your contribution to journalism is making fu n of anybody's clothes, rich or famous or other, you need to have your heart douched. #
  • 18:14 I've been procrastinating on showering for DAYS now. And you know I'm smelling ripe as saltwater wetlands given the time of month & stuff. #
  • 19:17 I think I've had to administer those heart douces to myself a few times, @roxxiecyber Like cold vinegar remorse washing through my chest. #
  • 19:18 LOL -- that should've read DOUCHES, not "douces". See, I always have number two on my mind. #
  • 19:48 HiLARious. When clicking on "report this to the DOJ" on a sex offender registration profile I know is wrong IT TRIED TO GIVE ME MALWARE! #
  • 22:31 I love walking briskly through the grocery store trailing a slow-released plume of farrrrrrrrrt. #
  • 00:08 When did "they" decide to stop making front-hook bras?!? Impossible to find anywhere these days, it seems. #
These were chunks of my life yesterday as posted on my twitter page, automatically shipped by LoudTwitter

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