Tuesday, April 6, 2010

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 10:47 RT @DeliaTS: Posted a new entry about boob job and my special contributor in my blog before going to bed - deliats.com/blog/?p=453 #
  • 17:29 I may have created a monster in getting my mom excited about blogging. She's sending me drafts upon drafts of potential posts. #
  • 18:35 I wish the very confused & disgruntled member would WRITE BACK after my responses to let me know if my help HELPED. #
  • 19:14 Sometimes I just want to melt into giant pink macro shots of my vulva magnified on my monitor. Like HELLO, my mysterious magical clamshell! #
  • 19:31 Testing a camsit e out as a customer & it's KIND OF deceptive, it seems to me #
  • 19:41 Jesus fuck I love camgirls! oh, & on further investigation everything is on the up-n-up on the site I'm checking out. Clear after 1st time. #
  • 19:51 Oh no, I'm about to blow money on a duo of fresh-faced Russian girls. #
  • 19:54 I would be so fucking broke if I had a dick. #
  • 20:01 @jessicajanson Oh honey, I *did*! Not for long, but I did get to see a porn star's hemorrhoid & the russian girls' titties. #
  • 20:02 TOO TRUE!!! RT @adorableaudrey : Not if you kept your boobs too! ;-) RT @tastytrixie: I would be so fucking broke if I had a dick. #
  • 20:21 Oh come on, cute Columbian crossdresser -- you can totes charge more than $1.99 a minute! #
  • 20:58 Guess what? I don't pay one morsel of attention to what's "trending on twitter" or when my blog anniversary is (wait, has it been 9 years?!) #
  • 23:13 RT @jizlee: Typed: Penetrating the Mainstream's Gender Gaps jizlee.com/wordpress/penetrating-the-mainstreams-gender-gaps #
These were chunks of my life yesterday as posted on my twitter page, automatically shipped by LoudTwitter

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