Monday, November 23, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 11:14 Just woke up & read @DeliaTS post about feeling accepted: #
  • 11:48 Do you ever wake up and discover your pointer finger smells like cinnamon and butthole? #
  • 12:07 Synchronicity @mediajorge : we also stumbled upon that awesome Laszlo & Vilmos documentary. Here's to cinnamon buttholes & cinematography! #
  • 14:32 Shaking my desk trying to determine where that fucking rattling noise is coming from. #
  • 15:12 Someone remind me to defrag tonight. I should always do that after I eat chili for lunch AND dinner. #
  • 15:26 Seriously, it's so damned cold I can't bear the thought of eating anything that's not served hot in a bowl I can wrap my fingers around. #
  • 16:32 @lthrwrk I thought that was spam-chowder, but now see that you're a semi-local camp host, perhaps with homemade soup in your mobile abode? #
  • 17:42 Very bored doing one of those detail-oriented, time-consuming, repetitive tasks we should have a hired lackey do. #
  • 18:30 My fellow webwhores: is it just me or does the clips4sale admin TAKE FUCKING FOREVER TO MOVE ITS SLOW ASS?!? #
  • 19:24 Phew! Added a couple cli ps to our store & scheduled a bunch more for the rest of the week: #
  • 20:04 Forcing myself to get up and exercise; I'll be on the anywhere cam, jumping around. Too cold to be sexy, though. Just for health. #
  • 22:01 I want to watch @violetblue on the Oprah porn show, but can't abide Jenna Jameson (see my old Jenna rant here: ). #
  • 22:28 Picking out some Elvis pictures to jack off to. Sorry, I don't "jill" off. But I do wish I'd've been around to throw my panties at the King. #
  • 00:38 Mmmmm . . . on a cold night it feels SO good to step out of a hot shower and blow dry my hair. HOT AIR ALL OVER ME! So lavish. #
  • 01:25 Voyeurs: my hair might look like a frazzled disaster because I haven't fixed it yet, but it SMELLS and FEELS like girly heaven. #
  • 01:36 Dear Redken: why the FUCK did you discontinue Blonde Glam Pure Pearl?!?!? Smelled great, felt fantastic, worked perfectly. #
These were chunks of my life yesterday as posted on my twitter page, automatically shipped by LoudTwitter

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