Monday, November 23, 2009

From Twitter 11-22-2009

  • 01:54:18: Sigh. Wore a pretty thong with white embroidery during shoot but it's old & had that dead elastic-shed, making twat look dandruffy. LAME.
  • 12:14:37: Just woke up & read @DeliaTS post about feeling accepted:
  • 12:48:13: Do you ever wake up and discover your pointer finger smells like cinnamon and butthole?
  • 13:07:28: Synchronicity @mediajorge : we also stumbled upon that awesome Laszlo & Vilmos documentary. Here's to cinnamon buttholes & cinematography!
  • 15:32:46: Shaking my desk trying to determine where that fucking rattling noise is coming from.
  • 16:12:18: Someone remind me to defrag tonight. I should always do that after I eat chili for lunch AND dinner.
  • 16:26:48: Seriously, it's so damned cold I can't bear the thought of eating anything that's not served hot in a bowl I can wrap my fingers around.
  • 17:32:53: @lthrwrk I thought that was spam-chowder, but now see that you're a semi-local camp host, perhaps with homemade soup in your mobile abode?
  • 18:42:16: Very bored doing one of those detail-oriented, time-consuming, repetitive tasks we should have a hired lackey do.
  • 19:30:58: My fellow webwhores: is it just me or does the clips4sale admin TAKE FUCKING FOREVER TO MOVE ITS SLOW ASS?!?
  • 20:24:15: Phew! Added a couple clips to our store & scheduled a bunch more for the rest of the week:
  • 21:04:25: Forcing myself to get up and exercise; I'll be on the anywhere cam, jumping around. Too cold to be sexy, though. Just for health.
  • 23:01:48: I want to watch @violetblue on the Oprah porn show, but can't abide Jenna Jameson (see my old Jenna rant here: ).
  • 23:28:49: Picking out some Elvis pictures to jack off to. Sorry, I don't "jill" off. But I do wish I'd've been around to throw my panties at the King.

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